Female tree surgeons

[Rich Rule]

10 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Yet they complain if they see you taking a dump in the back of the truck.

I know mate, damned if you do, dirty and dammed if you don’t.

 

Traffic cone upside down and a plastic bag... woodland khazi!

 

I actually had a bit of a rep in London for trying to take a dump in most customers houses.  May as well be upfront about it.  After we did the walk about to discuss the job I’d just slip in ‘is there an outside loo or should we just knock on the door’. 
 

9 times out of 10 they would then realise we were human’s who needed to crap as well, as opposed to  Adonis’s who didn’t crap.

 

(Joking about the above). The Adonis part not the loo part!

[Mick Dempsey]

Trouble with London working is the early starts, leaving the yard at 7am doesn’t leave a lot of room for your ablutions before work.

 

[eggsarascal]

18 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

I know mate, damned if you do, dirty and dammed if you don’t.

 

Traffic cone upside down and a plastic bag... woodland khazi!

 

I actually had a bit of a rep in London for trying to take a dump in most customers houses.  May as well be upfront about it.  After we did the walk about to discuss the job I’d just slip in ‘is there an outside loo or should we just knock on the door’. 
 

9 times out of 10 they would then realise we were human’s who needed to crap as well, as opposed to  Adonis’s who didn’t crap.

 

(Joking about the above). The Adonis part not the loo part!

That's the beauty of running a van these days, shut the door, bin liner in bucket and blue roll in hand and you're ready to go with no prying eyes.

[Khriss]

22 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

I know mate, damned if you do, dirty and dammed if you don’t.

 

Traffic cone upside down and a plastic bag... woodland khazi!

 

I actually had a bit of a rep in London for trying to take a dump in most customers houses.  May as well be upfront about it.  After we did the walk about to discuss the job I’d just slip in ‘is there an outside loo or should we just knock on the door’. 
 

9 times out of 10 they would then realise we were human’s who needed to crap as well, as opposed to  Adonis’s who didn’t crap.

 

(Joking about the above). The Adonis part not the loo part!

Is that why your working in Norway now  ?  honestly am glad my 617 squadron raid occurs 06 hundred hours without fail.  K

[Rich Rule]

Yup, ran out of toilets.  Thought I’d try a new country, one where my reputation doesn’t precede me.

[Rich Rule]

12 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Trouble with London working is the early starts, leaving the yard at 7am doesn’t leave a lot of room for your ablutions before work.

 

That and the obligatory ‘full English in a french stick and black coffee’ on the way to the job - meant incoming.

[Rich Rule]

13 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

That's the beauty of running a van these days, shut the door, bin liner in bucket and blue roll in hand and you're ready to go with no prying eyes.

Good job it isnt a tipper.  We used to get the same guy every time.  He would announce his plans.  We’d wait a minute or two and then tip the back up.

 

Never failed to amuse us.  He went mental every time, for some reason he never saw the funny side of it.

[Khriss]

Back to the thread for Sams sanity sake.......  Worked with two female arbs, one was jolly hockey sticks lass, bit stout but handy on the ground saws and a worker,  other was little whip of a girl, rock climber at weekends - all over a tree but not really interested in result.  K

[Mick Dempsey]

Just now, Rich Rule said:

That and the obligatory ‘full English in a french stick and black coffee’ on the way to the job - meant incoming.

Ha ha, dead right, all consumed in a lay by with a  little wood behind it full of shit and arse-wipes.

 

[SamanthaSunny]

2 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

Good job it isnt a tipper.  We used to get the same guy every time.  He would announce his plans.  We’d wait a minute or two and then tip the back up.

 

Never failed to amuse us.  He went mental every time, for some reason he never saw the funny side of it.

Hilarious ? just spat my coffee out