You Know Your a Tree Surgeon When...

[blazer]

--- when you notice the Stihl calender also has some 'girls'

 

 

 

 

or is that when you are too old, you notice the 'girls' on the Stihl calender

[jaime bray]

When a lady comments on your fine haberdashery skills, as you sow your trousers, AGAIN.......You then proceed to affirm your testosterone fueled gear junky status by seizing the opportunity for inuendo, and say 'yes im good with both my hands and my wood, wink wink'

[rootstoshoots]

when you can't find your kitchen table--too many tree books, and yes I need more

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

when you can't find your kitchen table--too many tree books, and yes I need more

 

I wish i had only lost the kitchen table, it starts with books, and grows into boxes full of "samples" ive got boxes of fruit bodies and rotten bits of wood, even hazard beams at home:lol:

 

OCD:blushing:

[rootstoshoots]

YOU are funny, I also have four huge oak book shelves and my bedroom, I have not started on boxes yet but I am sure I will get there, especially now that my interest has been perked by fungi!!!! I owe it all to you young men across the pond. I stay up nights just reading all your threads, so much information from all of you, It truly is my new gotta get all I can information source, plus the pictures are just out of this world gorgeous, sorry did not mean to derail but I love this forum, can't say it enough!

[Maxwell]

when you pee outside more than in

[likeitorlumpit]

when you pee outside more than in

 

[shendy]

:hahaha::hahaha:

 

You do pruning cuts on your broccoli.

[Rik]

when you fall over cos your standing by the bar after work and you lean back to sit in the harness.

[Graham Jackson]

when you talk about your local you mean sthil/husky dealer