One liners from customers

[Tommy_B]

Put 'Sky Hooks' in Google!!

 

:clap:

 

I stand corrected!!!!

[atree]

Every male clients always gets interested in the chipper.....what a machine,how big a branch does it take....etc etc

[Buzz]

'I have a big oak tree I'd like removed will you do it for the wood or will I have to pay you....."

[Andy Collins]

"How much!!"

[Husqvarna King]

"how much" followed by "can you do it cheaper for cash"

[MattyF]

"how much" followed by "can you do it cheaper for cash"

 

and then they give you a cheque for the cash price any way...these are the people who wind me up!

[MattyF]

Why is it stupid?

 

I always ask for a cheque, if I get cash it ends up getting spent on the wrong thing, if it's in the bank it get spent on the business

 

yes but then you have to pay tax on it....im in to giving mr brown as little of possible of my hard earned.

[Dean Lofthouse]

yes but then you have to pay tax on it....im in to giving mr brown as little of possible of my hard earned.

 

Not if you go out and buy yourself some decent tackle Matty, then offset it against tax, depreciation the works.

 

Why do you think I've just bought a nice landcruiser , the only vehicle that will pull my MEWP or a fully loaded trailer.

[MattyF]

I know what your saying dean....i got a rebate last year from the kit i brought....shame it wont happen this year....

[Tom11]

When I was working on the commons as a ranger we had some tree surgeons in and member of the public informed us 'They can't be professional - they don't have a Land Rover'