some of my missfortunes!!...whats yours??

[Matthew Arnold]

Well, where do i begin:lol:

 

Had my finger crushed by a wheel clamp on our TW150. Been in a rear end shunt with the boss between two council vans. And most recently, nearly lost a hand flail down a railway embankment. All lil things apart from my finger. Would have lost the tip if i hadn't pulled my finger out.

[Billy R]

Large ring of Scott's pine took off down motorway embankment straight into lane 3. Sprinter van turned it into kindling at 90 mph.

[Ty Korrigan]

Not sure if this counts

cut finger with log splitter:sneaky2:

 

What finger...?

Ty

[Ty Korrigan]

I got 1of them log splitter love bites as well but mine went along the finger not across it.

 

WOW! A finger that looks just like a bell end!

Ty

[Ty Korrigan]

When I first started out and my ears where ringing from Mark Bollum telling me on Arbtalk that I had a lot to learn blah blah blah...

Now I was felling a cedar that I had reduced to a 'safe' size when I misjudged the hinge (blunt chain) and it fell not at 12 O'clock but at 9 O'clock...BLERK!

It grazed the gable end of the property leaving only a brown mark on the render and totally no damage.

I was so shocked at my incompetence that I chogged down to ground level ANYTHING for months afterwards.

Ty

 

I have other shoite but I'm just not ready to confess as yet...

[Gray git]

If that's what your Bell end looks like I feel sorry for your lady

More like a set of bum cheeks

[Phil71]

I s@*t myself today. Not because of a dodgy tree, but because of a dodgy meal the night before, thought I would just squeeze out a little excess gas and got more than I bargained for! Been feeling crap (literally) all day!!

[Mark Bolam]

When I first started out and my ears where ringing from Mark Bollum telling me on Arbtalk that I had a lot to learn blah blah blah...

Now I was felling a cedar that I had reduced to a 'safe' size when I misjudged the hinge (blunt chain) and it fell not at 12 O'clock but at 9 O'clock...BLERK!

It grazed the gable end of the property leaving only a brown mark on the render and totally no damage.

I was so shocked at my incompetence that I chogged down to ground level ANYTHING for months afterwards.

Ty

 

I have other shoite but I'm just not ready to confess as yet...

 

You have a lot to learn Ty!

[Python]

Hmmm fence panels, sheds, bt lines, I impaled an Audi a4 through the boot with a sycamore stem, transit windscreens, threw a house brick straight through a shed Panel and into a conservatory window...... Ooh and you know that very last little slice you take of when tidying up a cut... That "little" disc flew off clipped the top bar on a green house and shattered every pane on the top row! Bad day! And obviously numerous cables and pipes tucked away in stumps

[Goaty]

When I first started out and my ears where ringing from Mark Bollum telling me on Arbtalk that I had a lot to learn blah blah blah...

Now I was felling a cedar that I had reduced to a 'safe' size when I misjudged the hinge (blunt chain) and it fell not at 12 O'clock but at 9 O'clock...BLERK!

It grazed the gable end of the property leaving only a brown mark on the render and totally no damage.

I was so shocked at my incompetence that I chogged down to ground level ANYTHING for months afterwards.

Ty

 

I have other shoite but I'm just not ready to confess as yet...

 

Not the full story. Only 1 brown mark??????