Carling Darling!

[AHPP]

Not throw it on my road. Details down to you. 

[Billhook]

On a slightly more positive note, I used to see dozens of those little silver NO2 containers which seem to have gone out of fashion, together with vape bottles.  There was a time when we had endless old cars dumped on the farm which has stopped.  The only amusing waste was a thorn bush by a remote lay-by which continued to be decorated with girl's knickers of all different bright colours.  There must have been twenty pairs at one time, quite an erection!

[peds]

12 hours ago, AHPP said:

I saw someone throw a fag out of a car window just now. First thought was killing them. 

 

In recent years, I have thrown at least a dozen cigarette butts back into the window from whence they came. If I pull up behind a smoker at a traffic light, I get ready... as soon as I clock that they are smoking, it's neutral gear, handbrake on, seat belt off, hand on door handle, ready to pounce. As soon as the butt gets thrown, I'm out the door, and it's off the ground and back in through their car window two seconds later, before they've even started to close it.

At first they'd often pick it up and throw it out again, so now I try and throw it behind them, so it lands in the back of their car.

 

Such a rush, man.

 

I heartily recommend this technique to anyone.

Edited Friday at 09:16 by peds

[peds]

9 hours ago, daveatdave said:

what are you supposed to do with it as modern cars don't have ashtrays 

 

Lots of options: throw it directly on the floor of your car instead of the ground. Pocket ashtray. Swallow it. Quit.

 

I have other suggestions too, but we'll leave those up to the individual's imagination. 

[sime42]

How about going old school and switching to rollies with a cardboard roach? At least the litter would be biodegradable then.