Jokes???

[Mick Dempsey]

5 hours ago, Big J said:

 

That doesn't quite read correctly...

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

 

One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Both are good, the shorter version is better though IMO.

[Mark J]

What's the difference between Shaun Connery and Walt Disney?

Shaun Connery speaks in a Scottish accent but Walt Disney. 

[Stubby]

2 minutes ago, Mark J said:

What's the difference between Shaun Connery and Walt Disney?

Shaun Connery speaks in a Scottish accent but Walt Disney. 

Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Dinney ?   Bing sings but .......

[scbk]

13 hours ago, youngsbury said:

 

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Link doesn't work, which is a shame as you usually post some good videos!

[Logdaft]

Geronimo is sitting around the camp fire with his 4 children he has 1 brave and 3 squaws .
the brave said dad why is my sister called Bright moon Geronimo says when she was conceived we were making love under the brightest of moons so we named her bright moon .oh says the brave .
he then says why is my other sister called Running water .well Geronimo says when she was conceived we were laying by a running stream we made love so we called her running water .oh says the brave .
and my other sister is called Sunset why is that .well Geronimo says we were out hunting one day stopped to rest made love and that`s where she was conceived..oh says the brave ….
Geronimo turned to his son and says, why all the questions Two dogs shagging? ….

[Ratman]

[youngsbury]

On 02/07/2022 at 22:37, scbk said:

 

Link doesn't work, which is a shame as you usually post some good videos!

 

 

[youngsbury]

Just now, youngsbury said:

 

 

Sorry try it now 

[scbk]

3 minutes ago, youngsbury said:

Sorry try it now 

Fookin hell!!

Would that be a gas main?

Looked like he was putting that last post in really deep?

[Peasgood]

If you watch again you can see the rock spike going down when he hits it, the next hit it just bounces because it is on the pipe then the hit that shatters the pipe.

On the original you can hear it ring as it bounces on the pipe.

Scary stuff and that rock spike doesn't look deep to me. (he is knocking a rock spike in prior to putting the post in)

Bloody lucky it didn't ignite.