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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only

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Mark J Grand Master

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My wife just called me.

She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."

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23 hours ago, Big J said:

I'm not enjoying the tone on this page at all.

 

Not funny. Just misogynistic.

Yep, I would agree with Big J on this, and I am not a great fan of being superwoke.

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On 09/02/2022 at 19:06, Peasgood said:

I will give it a go if you can explain why he is sitting on the front wheel of his motorbike. Or is that the bit that went wrong.

He's trying to get rid of the 'Klingons' 

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I've been trying to get an appointment with my doctor for weeks. I finally saw him today. I showed him the boil on my arse. He just completely ignored me, and continued pushing his trolley around Tesco.

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