Jokes???

[Logdaft]

[doobin]

 

Can you tell the difference? One is an aggressive denizen of the jungle, whose body parts are revered in some low IQ cultures for having supposed mystical powers.

The other is just a tiger...

[topchippyles]

Mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker. It was after eight. They got off at quality street. He asked her name. 'Polo, im the one with the hole' she said with a wispa. 'Im marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic tacs. It was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib dab started to itch. Turns out miss rowntree had been with bertie bassett and he's got ****************in allsorts!.

[Haironyourchest]

[Moose McAlpine]

  On 12/02/2022 at 19:25, Haironyourchest said:

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Of course @David Cropper liked this post..

[Doug Tait]

  On 12/02/2022 at 21:16, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Of course @David Cropper liked this post..

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I'm beginning to understand why eggsarascal is reluctant to take David's offer of relationship help!

[Ratman]

  On 12/02/2022 at 22:19, Doug Tait said:

I'm beginning to understand why eggsarascal is reluctant to take David's offer of relationship help!

She’ll do wonders for his arthritis Doug, leave here be and let her crack on!

[eggsarascal]

  On 12/02/2022 at 22:19, Doug Tait said:

I'm beginning to understand why eggsarascal is reluctant to take David's offer of relationship help!

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Mr cropper can keep his fat birds, if I get cold over winter I'll fill a hot water bottle first.

[Doug Tait]

  On 12/02/2022 at 22:26, eggsarascal said:

Mr cropper can keep his fat birds, if I get cold over winter I'll fill a hot water bottle first.

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If it came to it I'd buy a gas bottle for your van before letting you into her clutches for warmth 

[eggsarascal]

  On 12/02/2022 at 22:30, Doug Tait said:

If it came to it I'd buy a gas bottle for your van before letting you into her clutches for warmth 

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Generous offer Doug, imagine that fat slob slathering all over ya.😢