Jokes???

[Ratman]

[topchippyles]

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: (naturally a bit confused) I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: (now annoyed) Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine  🤣🤣🤣

[Logdaft]

[Doug Tait]

14 minutes ago, Logdaft said:

Also, if you are asked "what's this muscle at the top of my arm called?", saying just Google bingo wings isn't popular! 

[Will C]

[Big J]

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

23 hours ago, topchippyles said:

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: (naturally a bit confused) I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: (now annoyed) Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine  🤣🤣🤣

That's like a regular conversation in the Tamar Valley!

 

Not sure if this link will work but it made me laugh:

 

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=761358960907376

 

If link doesn't work try google search for: 1975: Nationwide: Noddy's Stable (just up the road from us)

Edited April 7, 2021 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[Khriss]

On 05/04/2021 at 22:13, Big J said:

Yr best one ☺️ K

[bluebedouin]

6 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

That's like a regular conversation in the Tamar Valley!

 

Not sure if this link will work but it made me laugh:

 

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=761358960907376

 

If link doesn't work try google search for: 1975: Nationwide: Noddy's Stable (just up the road from us)

Looks like he won because it's still there. https://www.google.com/maps/@50.5027054,-4.4191656,3a,15y,324.55h,95.88t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBJq9RGxQLqn124f_udahFw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

 

 

 

Edited April 7, 2021 by bluebedouin

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

5 hours ago, bluebedouin said:

Looks like he won because it's still there. https://www.google.com/maps/@50.5027054,-4.4191656,3a,15y,324.55h,95.88t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBJq9RGxQLqn124f_udahFw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

 

 

 

I'll have to ask around and see if I can actually find it!  😂