Jokes???

[Khriss]

Tickled me . K

[woodwizzard]

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?



1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.


7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.


1 to move it to the Lighting section.


2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section


7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


5 to flame the spell checkers


3 to correct spelling/grammar flames


6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid


2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"


15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct


19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum


11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum


36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty


7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs


4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL's


3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group


13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"


5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy


4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"


13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"


18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"


1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Khriss]

Cuttingly accurate  ( still looking fr the slot Mr as Stubby fits in)  k

[Dan Maynard]

Cuttingly accurate  ( still looking fr the slot Mr as Stubby fits in)  k

They forgot the 6 to turn the thread into a discussion about something else, possibly Landrovers.

That would be where you come in.

[Khriss]

Yea Light bulbs on Landrovers, those little pod lights are a bugger to get the 5w bulbs out of,  i can tell you.. Only last  week one went and i was just past Tescoez who  actually sell them when i remmembers Jeff has a Series just the same and he will have spares so i went round but he was out and as it was wendsday knew he takes his dog out in the Discovery, which also has the same bulbs, and then !! 

 

 

( to be continued)   k

Edited December 15, 2020 by Khriss

[Moose McAlpine]

I was talking to a Welsh friend the other day about women. Asked him how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting then fell asleep.

[Billhook]

On 13/12/2020 at 18:08, Ratman said:

I'm a Big Balls Christmas Cake.   Well I cannot think what else the three asterisks could be!

 

 

[Moose McAlpine]

31 minutes ago, Billhook said:

I'm a Big Balls Christmas Cake.   Well I cannot think what else the three asterisks could be!

 

 

If you scroll up Khriss has a wake up call for you! 😂

 

 

(Just kidding!)

Edited December 15, 2020 by Moose McAlpine

[Billhook]

7 hours ago, Moose McAlpine said:

If you scroll up Khriss has a wake up call for you! 😂

 

 

(Just kidding!)

Think I'll stick to just being called a fruitcake!

[Ratman]