Jokes???

[Stubby]

Just now, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

BREAKING NEWS....
John Bercow has been found dead after trying to rewire a plug.

 

Initial police reports state: "He had no concept of what neutral was..."

 

 

Thats a cracker ! ?

[daltontrees]

On 12/09/2019 at 19:28, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

This one is much more to my taste....  ?

 

For balance

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, daltontrees said:

For balance

Is that “defeat in the leat” Jules or are you using a local term that us Southerners might not be aware of??

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

No, think I got it!

 

witch in the ditch??? ??

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

If JC came door knocking round these parts he'd be "beaten on the Seaton!"

 

River Seaton - Wikipedia

EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG

 

[Mark J]

[eggsarascal]

On 13/09/2019 at 19:43, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

BREAKING NEWS....
John Bercow has been found dead after trying to rewire a plug.

 

Initial police reports state: "He had no concept of what neutral was..."

 

 

It would be funny if it it wasn't wrong, (about electrickery).

[topchippyles]

ONLY IN THAILAND   

[daltontrees]

22 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

No, think I got it!

 

witch in the ditch??? ??

yes that's the polite version but your first guess was excellent.

 

I'm warming to the theme. See if you can figure this one out

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

54 minutes ago, daltontrees said:

yes that's the polite version but your first guess was excellent.

 

I'm warming to the theme. See if you can figure this one out

Nerd on a turd??