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A mother in law said to her son's wife after the baby was born,"I don't mean to be rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son."
The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a fanny, not a fecking photocopier."

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Just discovered this, as a footy fan and also a fan of bizarre internet arguments this is pure gold, please, do yourself a favour and give yourself a few minutes of this.

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Just discovered this, as a footy fan and also a fan of bizarre internet arguments this is pure gold, please, do yourself a favour and give yourself a few minutes of this.

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Anyone heard about the drug warning in Yorkshire?
Apparently there's a new dance drug doing the rounds.
It's like ecstasy, but in a gel form.
You rub it round your teeth.
It's called,







"E by gum"
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29 minutes ago, Rough Hewn said:


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Don’t know why, just go on YouTube and put in ‘paddy power fan denial’

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Don’t know why, just go on YouTube and put in ‘paddy power fan denial’

Just have, nearly ruptured a rib.
It's art?!
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The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturdays game against England that they will Personaly refund all expenses of their fans that travelled to support them.... All they need to do is give their bank details, sort code and PIN numbers and they will transfer the money.

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