Jokes???

[Big J]

What's the difference between an egg and a Star Wars fan?

 

An egg gets laid.

[bluebedouin]

At the National Art Gallery in Cardiff, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

 

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench.

 

Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willy.

 

The curator of the gallery realised that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

 

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

 

'In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willy also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society'.

 

After the curator left, a Welshman approached the couple and said, Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

 

'Why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?', asked the couple.

 

'Because I'm the bloke who painted the picture,' he replied.

 

'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Welsh coal miners and the bloke in the middle went home for lunch.'

[felixthelogchopper]

At the National Art Gallery in Cardiff, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

 

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench.

 

Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willy.

 

The curator of the gallery realised that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

 

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

 

'In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willy also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society'.

 

After the curator left, a Welshman approached the couple and said, Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

 

'Why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?', asked the couple.

 

'Because I'm the bloke who painted the picture,' he replied.

 

'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Welsh coal miners and the bloke in the middle went home for lunch.'

 

:lol:

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

What's the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine?

 

 

Porcupines have pricks on the outside...

[luftwaffe]

what do you call a Russian who has the flu

 

 

igornastichesticoff.

[Rich Rule]

Or the Russian vet...

 

Kutz Katzkoxov.

[Rich Rule]

Or the Russian brass...

 

Anya Bakyobich

[felixthelogchopper]

Or the female Russian shot putter, Oudja Nikabolokoff.

[sloth]

Two pirates met in a bar, one with a peg leg, eye patch and a hook for a hand.

"Argh matey, what happened to you?!" said the first.

"Our ship was attacked, and a fella with a cutlass chopped me hand off. "

"Nasty. And yer leg?"

"I went overboard and a shark ate it."

"Bad luck that matey. And yer eye?"

"A seagull shat in it."

"But that don't blind ya!"

"True dat, but it was me first day with the hook! "

[spuddog0507]

Mick & paddy up in court, mick up first he got fined £500 for shagging a goat, paddy got sentenced to 3 years inside for acting it,,,,.