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[WirralBoy]

A REMINDER TO ALL ARBTALKERS

OCTOBER 31^st IS HALLOWEEN

On that date you may put out carved pumpkins

 

Do NOT put out those pumpkins before that date or you will be charged with

Premature Ejackolantern

 

The Management

[Doug Tait]

Sadly, Donald Trump passed away and found himself downstairs for an interview with the devil.

"You'll reside here with me for eternity Donald, but I kind of like you, so I'll give you a choice of three possible ways to spend eternity with me. Through these three doors are three possibilities, I'll allow you to open each door and see what's behind it, then you must decide".

 

The first door opens and Donald sees Biden, alone in the corner of a large, bright, empty room, mumbling gibberish to himself. Donald didn't fancy that.

The second door reveals Obama, in a study surrounded by books, reports and academic papers. Donald didn't fancy that either.

The third door opens and he looks in to see Clinton sat in a big comfy chair, beer in one hand and a burger in the other, with Miss Lewinsky kneeling before him, he looks so happy.

 

"That's for me says Donald, I'll take the third door please, for the life I've lived I deserve to be there for eternity".

 

"Very well, the choice is made" said the devil, "Monica, your out!".

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