Jokes???

[WirralBoy]

Thought for today . . . . . . . .

 

A condom and a coffin both hold stiffs . . . .

 

But one's coming and the other is going.

 

 

I'll get my hat

[Stubby]

I wouldn't say the mother in law were ugly but when she cam in the room all the mice would throw themselves on the traps ....The late Les Dawson . 

[Stubby]

A man asked his wife what she would do if he won the lotto . She said I would take half and leave you . Great he said . I've won £12 . here is £6 , stay in touch .  

[WirralBoy]

[Rac man]

[billy_wizz]

1 hour ago, Rac man said:

Your missing a few thousand pages!

[Stool master]

[nepia]

19 hours ago, Stubby said:

I wouldn't say the mother in law were ugly but when she cam in the room all the mice would throw themselves on the traps ....The late Les Dawson . 

Also Les Dawson...

 

I wouldn't say the mother-in-law was ugly but if Moses had seen her there would have been eleven commandments

[WirralBoy]

[WirralBoy]