Jokes???

[Mull]

two cows in a field. Which is going on holiday

 

the 1 with the wee calf:lol:

 

😄😄😄😄😄

[Mull]

Why do elephants have big ears?

 

 

 

 

 

Because noddy won't pay the ransom.

[Stephen Blair]

Ha ha ha, my wife didn't get the last 1, made it even funnier!

[Mike Dempsey]

Neither did my sophisticated computer geek 18 year old son

[Mull]

Got to be a certain age I think!

[Rich2484]

Oh dear... I just asked the missis if she got the joke as I didn't. Wasn't until I read it out loud that it clicked..... Very good. Just made me look very stupid in front of the missis....lol

[Mull]

Oh dear... I just asked the missis if she got the joke as I didn't. Wasn't until I read it out loud that it clicked..... Very good. Just made me look very stupid in front of the missis....lol

 

Soz👍.

[Eddy_t]

Oh dear... I just asked the missis if she got the joke as I didn't. Wasn't until I read it out loud that it clicked..... Very good. Just made me look very stupid in front of the missis....lol

 

Rich... Noddy was on TV when we were young!

 

 

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[TimberCutterDartmoor]

thought this was very good.

 

 

:thumbup:

 

Brilliant

[TGB]

A joke in three parts, which must be read aloud to another person to be funny.

 

 

Q. How do you get four elephants in a mini?

A. Two in the front and two in the back.

 

Q. How do you get four hippos in a mini?

A. You can't, it's full of elephants.

 

Q. How do you get two whales in a mini?

A. Over the Severn Bridge.

 

 

 

Note. I know the different between 'to' and 'two' - also between 'whales' and 'Wales'. As I said, has to be aloud to be funny.