Jokes???

[Lukey-Loki]

Had a health and safety test today. They asked me- "on discovering a fire, what steps would you take

Edited April 10, 2013 by Stephen Blair
Swearing

[Ropechucka]

Had a health and safety test today. They asked me- "on discovering a fire, what steps would you take?"

 

 

I think the correct answer is (the ones on the fire escape)

Edited April 10, 2013 by Stephen Blair

[Lukey-Loki]

I think the correct answer is (the ones on the fire escape)

 

[Christopher Schroeter]

State funeral?

Maybe that should be privatised.

[Stubby]

Maggie Thatcher has only been down in hell for one day and she has already closed 3 furnaces ......

[Christopher Schroeter]

[Mycoman]

Anybody want my collection of 'Chiropracter Monthly'? I've got a load of back issues.

 

 

 

I've just been accused of being a plagiarist...

 

...their words, not mine.

[sloth]

Don't join religious cults, practice safe sects.

 

 

 

 

Why did the clock go back four seconds?

...it was hungry!

[Al Cormack]

COMPUTER PROBLEMS

 

I was having trouble with my computer.

 

So I called Braden,the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control,and asked him to come over.Braden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

 

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?'

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that?In case I need to fix it again.

 

'Braden grinned.... '**Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

No,' I replied.

 

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

 

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

 

I used to like the little s**t*. . . . . .

[PeteB]

The Wench asked me how many other women have I slept with? "Only you Darling, the others kept me awake allnight!"

 

As she threw me out she shouted that she wished me a long and painful death! I shouted back "so now you wish me to stay!?!"