Jokes???

[Eddie Coyle]

you guys wont be hearing from me for a while, im being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables. iv gota lie low ;-)

 

if you woke up in the morning, lieing naked inbetween a naked alan carr and a naked cheril cole, who would you turn your back too?

[MankeyJohn]

you guys wont be hearing from me for a while, im being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables. iv gota lie low ;-)

 

if you woke up in the morning, lieing naked inbetween a naked alan carr and a naked cheril cole, who would you turn your back too?

 

Neither, I would get out of bed and go order a Russian bride.

[Mark J]

Q. What do you know about dwarves?

A. Very little.

[hazzygawa]

So Rooney got sent off. What were the odds of that?

 

Let's ask his dad.

[Tommy_B]

Q. What do you know about dwarves?

A. Very little.

 

Hahaha. Brilliant!

 

My favourite at the moment

 

Q. Why do elephants drink?

A. To forget.

[Daniël Bos]

What cheese do you need to lure a bear down a mountain?

 

Come'on-bear! (Camambert)

 

 

What did the cheese say to the mirror?

 

Hallo me! (Halloumi)

[hazzygawa]

Next week i'm going to record Xfactor & watch it an hour later. That way I can fast forward through the s#|t and just watch the adverts.

[Big J]

So what if I can't spell armageddon - it's not the end of the world!

[BobG]

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar,

the Welshman wasn't there because he was still in New Zealand watching the rugby.

[MankeyJohn]

What did one BlackBerry user say to the other?

 

Nothing...