Jokes???

[PeteB]

How do you confuse a total idiot?

 

 

Zebra

 

Class Tommy, Class!

[Mark Bolam]

I did get it Tommy, I was being sarky!

 

What's got 6 eyes and can't see?

 

3 blind mice.

[Tommy_B]

I did get it Tommy, I was being sarky!

 

What's got 6 eyes and can't see?

 

3 blind mice.

 

What has 8 legs, 6 eyes, a pair of wings and a curly tail?

 

 

A man sitting on a pig holding a chicken.

[sawmonkey]

kate middleton has ask the queen what the secret is to being married in the royal family, the queen said "wear a seat belt and dont p**s me off"

[RobRainford]

I took this Thai bird back to my hotel last night. I was just about to rip her knickers off when I saw an allergy advice sign on them.

 

It said "Warning: May Contain Nuts".

[Tree Man Tom]

I was sat on the train this morning and there was this really stunning Thai girl sat opposite me, i kept saying to myself, dont get an erection, dont get an erection. But she did.

[armchairarborist]

english man, scotsman and an arabic man walking through the desert, a hot brunette woman runs up to them wearing only union jack bikini bottoms, 'aha' says the english man, 'the english flag, she's mine' and rips off her underwear, to his dismay she is wearing another bikini bottom underneath with the st andrews cross on the front, 'och aye' says the scotsman, 'tis the flag of bonnie scotland.. she's mine' and promply rips off the underwear, immediately the arabic man points excitedly 'see, tis the beard of allah, she's mine..'

[RobRainford]

My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo.

[Sam Thompson]

Womens Rights.

 

 

 

 

Edited January 16, 2011 by Sam Thompson

[armchairarborist]

...women drivers, again in the nicest possible sense haha:001_tt2: i mean they do look hot behind the wheel of a large vehicle but its usually not for the best:thumbup: