Jokes???

[Ratman]

[Doug Tait]

1 hour ago, Ratman said:

Some of those instructions are mind boggling!

[Big J]

[Moose McAlpine]

4 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

Some of those instructions are mind boggling!

 

Don't worry, @David Cropper has a detailed beginner's guide explaining them all, i'm sure he'll pop one in the post for you.

[Doug Tait]

11 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Don't worry, @David Cropper has a detailed beginner's guide explaining them all, i'm sure he'll pop one in the post for you.

No Moose, the guide Mr Cropper has is for the much larger model.

[Big J]

[Ratman]

[Ratman]

[Big J]

[topchippyles]

A man came home from work and was met in the kitchen by his wife……..

“Have you ever seen twenty pound all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.

"Ah, no” replied her husband, a little confused.

She gave him a sexylittle smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowlyreached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband.

"Uh no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

He took the crumpled fifty pound note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said. "Have you ever seen £20,000 all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said (while obviously becoming even more excited).
 

"Well, go look in the garage!” she said.