Jokes???

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

[TIMON]

[emoji23]???

[Rough Hewn]

[Rough Hewn]

Trying to post a vid...

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

3 hours ago, Rough Hewn said:

And that was a helluva party as memory serves.....?

[eggsarascal]

Today in Tesco I was behind an old girl at the check out, her bill came to £54.36.she counted her money and only had £49, I thought she's probably someone's grandmother, and I would like to think someone would have helped my grandmother, in no time I'd got all her items back on the shelves.

Edited September 24, 2019 by eggsarascal

[Haironyourchest]

Paddy is sitting on a Ryanair 737 flight to Spain next to a Muslim man. The hostess stops with the drinks trolly and Paddy buys a mini whiskey. He askes his fellow traveler: "Would ya loik a drink?"

     The Muslim replies: "Alcohol? I'd rather be raped by seven whores than let that poison touch my lips!!"

      Paddy immediately hands the wee bottle back to the air hostess and tells her: "I've changed my mind - I'll have the same as him!"

 

 

 

[Ratman]

[Rough Hewn]