Jokes???

[westphalian]

eBay scam alert!
Ordered a penis enlarger from a Chinese firm.
Just had it delivered.
Frigging magnifying glass!

[Mark J]

[westphalian]

[felixthelogchopper]

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home ?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard ? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant !!"
The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

[Erik]

What do woman in Arkansas say when their making love?

"get off of me Pa, your squishing my cigarettes"

[Woodworks]

Maybe I am getting old but the "humour" on here seems to be getting very course. Seems a shame 

[westphalian]

Are you older than Stubby?

 

[Woodworks]

2 minutes ago, westphalian said:

Are you older than Stubby?

Is that possible?

[westphalian]

I blame the bloody administrators on here. Far too lenient (or dirty minded)

You wouldn’t get away with posting such filth on my hunting forum (which is why I come here)