Jokes???

[Mark Bolam]

No it’s not....

[eggsarascal]

I said I'd have a tenner with him, he got ranting and upped the ante to £10k, which I declined.

[eggsarascal]

37 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

No it’s not....

Yes it is.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

10k !!!!!

 

It’s not often I go multiple exclamation marks, but blimey!

 

That is a serious bet.

To be fair....  No sooner had I uttered the words I started to feel the unnerving pangs of regret..... 

[Mark Bolam]

41 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

I said I'd have a tenner with him, he got ranting and upped the ante to £10k, which I declined.

Reminds me of the classic Only Fools and Horses scene where Rodders has a bet with Mickey and Del encourages him to up it to fifty!

[Mark Bolam]

17 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

To be fair....  No sooner had I uttered the words I started to feel the unnerving pangs of regret..... 

Is that because that you remembered that gambling profits are taxable by HMRC?

[Mick Dempsey]

Well it is a silly amount, and Eggs was absolutely right to turn it down.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 hours ago, Mark Bolam said:

Is that because that you remembered that gambling profits are taxable by HMRC?

No. 

 

It it was because the Mrs was standing 2 paces away and heard me say it! She’s more terrifying that HMRC and they’ve both tried to f me!!! ?

Edited August 9, 2018 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[eggsarascal]

I'm not sure if this is a joke or was it just a quiet news day.

 

 

[westphalian]