The Arbalk morning register!

[Stubby]

Morning all . Dull and grey 7c.

[Doug Tait]

Morning all.

 

Mick's little adventure in the woods reminds me of a recent incident with a workmate who'll remain nameless. He's got a habit of offering someone a finger to pull when he's going to fart. One morning on site he offered me the finger, I took it firmly in both hands and dramatically pulled it, I kept pulling, I dragged him all over the garden. Maybe I put in a little too much effort but not long after he disappeared in one of the work trucks saying mysteriously "Doug grab your stuff out the truck, I have to go sort something out, don't know how long I'll be". The mystery was solved soon after when the WhatsApp notification for the team chat rippled through all our phones. As we all read it and crumbled into hysteria... 

 

Boss Doug pulled my finger v hard and I've shit myself, going to Tesco to get cleaned up and buy new boxers. Be quick as I can. Really sorry. This is the worst msg I've ever sent. Please don't tell the guys.

 

Of course we all replied and he realised he hadn't messaged the boss privately but put it on the team chat, poor guy. Insult to injury he bought boxers that were too small and spent the rest of the day pulling them out his arse crack like a tart at a disco does with a thong.

 

He's not offered me a finger to pull since!

 

Have a good one folks.

[PeteB]

I'm awake. Will walk along Stonebarrow with the old folk, watch the rugby then drive the trek back. Enjoy your day!

 

Maudlin, Coal, Ledge.

[Stephen Blair]

Morning, Ted I’m glad your ok, I never knew that could happen!

Doug you taught him a lesson, good job I say!

 

it was -2 here yesterday morning I soon discovered when I got outside.  Overcast and dry just now, heading out to finish up a job on the new digger. 

[peds]

Good morning, everyone. 

Doug, that is certainly... a story to read to put things into perspective. 

 

Science fair at the polytechnic today, and once again I am tasked with the challenge of explaining the process of rescuing people from a cliff, to children, with no cliff present, on a horizontal surface. 

I think I'll put Derek on the other side of the room with a bowl of sweets, and instruct the children to pull him over with a rope to grab some... unsuccessfully... then set up a 3-1 to give them the edge, assuming we've got a pillar or something else available to use as an anchor. 

 

Have a good day, all. 

[Jase hutch]

Good morning Arbtalkers 😊 

[Bob_z_l]

Morning

 

Glad Ted is better.

Cheers Doug. A hearty laugh first thing. Good start.

 

Remember 11 am. Ta.

 

Be good.

[roboted]

Good Morning All. 

[Stubby]

Good morning troops . Mild and damp . 12c .

[Bob_z_l]

Morning

 

Back on the merry-go-round

 

Have a safe one.