The Arbalk morning register!

[Doug Tait]

1 minute ago, topchippyles said:

Thai massage normally leads to sex take a rubber with you just in case 🤣

 

Cheers for the heads up Les but I just won't have the time, got my non running top handle to take to the dealer which is far more important!

[topchippyles]

4 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

 

Cheers for the heads up Les but I just won't have the time, got my non running top handle to take to the dealer which is far more important!

Only advise i can give you Doug is to keep the pecker up 💪

[Steve Bullman]

6 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

 

Cheers for the heads up Les but I just won't have the time, got my non running top handle to take to the dealer which is far more important!

I was always taught to take care of the bottom handle and the top handle will take care of itself 

[Doug Tait]

This is not the mindset I need as I ready myself for an hour with Ying, someone talk about russian tractors from the 80's please!

[Steve Bullman]

3 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

This is not the mindset I need as I ready myself for an hour with Ying, someone talk about russian tractors from the 80's please!

Oh, so you just took the hour huh 

[Doug Tait]

7 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

Oh, so you just took the hour huh 

 

Do you think that's ambitious?

[Stephen Blair]

Morning!  Sounds like Doug had a good day.

[roboted]

A Bright Sunny , Good morning  to all.

[Doug Tait]

3 hours ago, Steve Bullman said:

I accidentally asked my local Thai masseuse for extras once. It was my first session with her, she was a sweet thing and quite chatty. She was telling me all about her training and how the main criteria in her assessment was that she had to complete a full Thai massage within an hour. At this point she had already told me she did 1 hour or 90 minute appointments, so naturally I asked what extra you got in the 90 minute session which was which was actually a genuine question. ‘Just massage’ was her curt reply 😂

 

Was good, but she was using tiger balm so I thought it sensible to give the extra half hour a miss!

[sime42]

Wise choice, that might have smarted a bit I'd imagine.