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I wake up every morning at 3 or 4am then have trouble getting back asleep because of various pointless worries.

This mornings however was a new one.

 

The Time Machine (1960)


If the Morlocks fed the Eloi fruit (left out for them every morning to fatten them up for eating) then where did they get this fruit? did they have fruit farms that they tended at night because they couldn’t stand the daylight.

Did they eat some of the fruit themselves, mix it up with the flesh of the Eloi for variety and flavour.
At least an hour and a half pondering that one.

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I loose at lease 1 thing every morning. I have taken to attaching my pickup keys to myself with a lanyard so I don’t put them down in the yard and spend half a hour chucking stuff off shelves and making the whole place a mess as I hurry out. But my coffee mug never seams to go astray, priority’s I guess. 

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3 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I wake up every morning at 3 or 4am then have trouble getting back asleep because of various pointless worries.

This mornings however was a new one.

 

The Time Machine (1960)


If the Morlocks fed the Eloi fruit (left out for them every morning to fatten them up for eating) then where did they get this fruit? did they have fruit farms that they tended at night because they couldn’t stand the daylight.

Did they eat some of the fruit themselves, mix it up with the flesh of the Eloi for variety and flavour.
At least an hour and a half pondering that one.

I too wake at a similar time Mick . I too think about pointless shit . I wonder what color the inside of an ant is ? 

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1 minute ago, Thesnarlingbadger said:

 Brown

You have obviously gone one step further and got out of bed and dissected one 👍

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I got fed up with losing my reading glasses so....after a visit to poundland, I have them in the car, workshop, house upstairs and down, in the kitchen, suitcases for holiday and in the holiday home, tinted and clear.....no idea how many I have now but I rarely don't have a pair to hand.

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3 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

The middle of the night pee is the part of it I suppose.

You try and fool yourself that you’ll get back to sleep quickly, rarely happens of course.

I get up in the middle of the night for a pee, I'm back asleep before I'm laid back down. I hate being tired and not being able to sleep.

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