Tip Of The Day

[Sambo]

Holding Ton bags open to get stuff in em! - get the poles from an old dome tent, shove the ends in the bottom corners of the tonne bag and it should hold it open enough to get the first bits in then just pull 'em out when the bag's holding itself up!

[3dogs]

if think there are lots of nails in a tree just use bobs saw:icon14:

[bob]

best tip of the day

dont work with men with more than 2 dogs they work you to death get your saws stuck blunt every saw you own then never get round to pay up

[Jason James Gairn]

to open the ton bag, stick your ar*e in it and your feet into two of the top corners so it opens sideways, what was the side is now the top over your back. Then push the sticks etc in like a dog digging a hole. you will look stupid but it works very well.

[treediver]

If youve been doing alot of cutting and your chains are totally impacted and gummed up with resin/pitch, smear swarfega (or the much cheaper generic equivalent!) and leave them for an hour or so. Then it should just wash off.

[3dogs]

best tip of the day

dont work with men with more than 2 dogs they work you to death get your saws stuck blunt every saw you own then never get round to pay up

 

that was'nt a hard days work! you've worked for the council too long. and as for payment, when you can come up with a more resonable daily rate ill pay you, but £10 per day is far too much money for your standed of work.lol:wave:

[DrewB]

turn plugs off at the wall and dont leave the tv on standby. every little bit helps.....

[Rentachimp]

turn plugs off at the wall and dont leave the tv on standby. every little bit helps.....

 

Don't leave the tv on stanby as it uses up valuable energy - just turn the sound right down and then go to sleep instead.

[dazlog]

Don`t lock your truck door with the key`s still inside:bawling:

[Dean Lofthouse]

Don't set booby traps for thieves if you are forgetful.

 

I had five badly bruised ribs and a ruined coat and t shirt when I shot myself with a carrier bag.

 

A carrier bag I here you say??

 

I set a canon on the side door of my van which fired blank 12 bores, I packed a carrier bag in the bore to stop miosture getting to the cartridge.

 

forgot about it one day and shot myself :wave: