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On 30/03/2020 at 16:20, trigger_andy said:

The rest of your days? They cant have much left in them surely? :D 

 

1, Demi Rose-She'd sure keep you warm at night. 

 

2, Barbra Palvin-more wifey material but still smoking hot.

 

3, Elsa Hosk-just because, for resons.

 

Id include my wife but she'd go mental at the other two. :D 

 

 

 

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Many a good tune played on a old fiddle you know, and your first choice Andy would be no good to me, i could,nt carry her,!!!!

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Just now, spuddog0507 said:

Many a good tune played on a old fiddle you know, and your first choice Andy would be no good to me, i could,nt carry her,!!!!

Maybe an old fiddle is fine, but all three?  You'd have to build an old folks home before you started any other project. :D 

 

I think the first lass has legs, so no carrying required! :D If you're planning on dragging her do so by the hair and not the feet, they full up with sand otherwise. And I think she's only 5'.1 so maybe lighter than you where expecting?

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7 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Maybe an old fiddle is fine, but all three?  You'd have to build an old folks home before you started any other project. :D 

 

I think the first lass has legs, so no carrying required! :D If you're planning on dragging her do so by the hair and not the feet, they full up with sand otherwise. And I think she's only 5'.1 so maybe lighter than you where expecting?

They all have a year or 2 left in em yet, and given 2 years with them 3 i would probably be the first in a old folks home, but what a way to get there,,,,

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Just now, spuddog0507 said:

They all have a year or 2 left in em yet, and given 2 years with them 3 i would probably be the first in a old folks home, but what a way to get there,,,,

You're only as old as the woman you feel. ;)

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I think in all honesty, I'd probably opt to take Jennifer Lawrence to a desert island with me. She's got a great mix of beauty, sex appeal, ballsiness and functioning alcoholism and I think we'd have a blast. 

 

Plus the boobs. They are quite something. There was that interview on Graham Norton where they were effectively credited guests in their own right:

 

Jennifer Lawrence and James McAvoy on the Graham Norton show ...

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I think in all honesty, I'd probably opt to take Jennifer Lawrence to a desert island with me. She's got a great mix of beauty, sex appeal, ballsiness and functioning alcoholism and I think we'd have a blast. 
 
Plus the boobs. They are quite something. There was that interview on Graham Norton where they were effectively credited guests in their own right:
 
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