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Now then! 

 

Stop falling out you lot or I'll come over there and sneeze on you! 

 

I'm not infected (to my knowledge), but for a split second you'll be reaching for that bogroll stash. ?

 

And Andy, I can tell you're offshore again! ? When you're at home, you're pretty mellow, but when you're offshore (or confined in quarantine in a hotel room), you always adopt the persona of level 3 bellend, even on the rare occasion that you're actually making a good point! ?

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Just now, Big J said:

And Andy, I can tell you're offshore again! ? When you're at home, you're pretty mellow, but when you're offshore (or confined in quarantine in a hotel room), you always adopt the persona of level 3 bellend, even on the rare occasion that you're actually making a good point! ?

I am mellow. Ive not even had a drink yet. :D  But if being off-shore turns me into a Bellend what's your excuse? 

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Just now, trigger_andy said:

I am mellow. Ive not even had a drink yet. :D  But if being off-shore turns me into a Bellend what's your excuse? 

Touche! ?

 

It's just a notable and marked change in your demeanor. At home, you're all sweet and fluffy, building cribs for your bairns and what not. 


And then you go offshore, and I'm pretty sure you'd pick a fight with your shadow! ?

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8 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Then we have you howling at the moon trying to contradict an actual Doctor who's at the coal face of this 'pandemic'.  :D You could not make this up. :D:D:D 

And you are taking medical advice from some bloke on the internet.

 

Do you want to buy a tiger stone?

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