Lock Down?

[trigger_andy]

36 minutes ago, Stere said:

Rona sounds like the name of a butch women from Glasgow

 

I quite like Boomer Plague

 

 

 

Better watch out or Scotspine will be gunning for ya. He's a Weegie.

In Glasgow you have to have a prefix, for example Big Rona, or Wee Rona. 

 

Kinda like an episode of Benefit Britain, where we to use a lovely Sink Estate in England it would be Black Rona or White Rona. 

[tree-fancier123]

24 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Im not sure why Id wanna eat Badger when I have perfectly good Beaver at home?  

Can be virus lurking there too - look at what supposedly happened to Michael Douglas

ALWAYS USE A FLAVOURED DENTAL DAM

Monday 3 June 2013

 

The actor Michael Douglas discussed his recent throat cancer treatment in an interview with The Guardian this weekend, and revealed that he blamed oral sex for his condition. 

When asked by the newspaper if his throat cancer was caused by his many years of heavy drinking and smoking he was quoted as saying: "No, because without wanting to get too specific this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus." Could he be right? Here are some facts about HPV, oral sex and cancer risk.

What is HPV?

The human papilloma virus (HPV) is the name for a group of viruses that affect your skin and the moist membranes lining your body, for example, in your cervix, anus, mouth and throat.

There are more than 100 types of HPV – 40 of which can affect the genital area.

The HPV virus is very common and is easily spread by sexual activity. As many as half the population will be infected at some time in their life. In most cases, the virus doesn't do any harm because your immune system gets rid of the infection. But in some cases, the infection persists and can lead to health problems.

Can HPV really cause cancer?

Yes. While many types of HPV are harmless, other high-risk types can cause abnormal tissue growth and trigger the onset of cancer.

Cancers linked to HPV infection include:

• cervical cancer
• vaginal cancer
• vulval cancer 
• anal cancer
• cancer of the penis
• some cancers of the head and neck

[trigger_andy]

1 minute ago, tree-fancier123 said:

Can be virus lurking there too - look at what supposedly happened to Michael Douglas

ALWAYS USE A FLAVOURED DENTAL DAM

Monday 3 June 2013

 

The actor Michael Douglas discussed his recent throat cancer treatment in an interview with The Guardian this weekend, and revealed that he blamed oral sex for his condition. 

When asked by the newspaper if his throat cancer was caused by his many years of heavy drinking and smoking he was quoted as saying: "No, because without wanting to get too specific this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus." Could he be right? Here are some facts about HPV, oral sex and cancer risk.

What is HPV?

The human papilloma virus (HPV) is the name for a group of viruses that affect your skin and the moist membranes lining your body, for example, in your cervix, anus, mouth and throat.

There are more than 100 types of HPV – 40 of which can affect the genital area.

The HPV virus is very common and is easily spread by sexual activity. As many as half the population will be infected at some time in their life. In most cases, the virus doesn't do any harm because your immune system gets rid of the infection. But in some cases, the infection persists and can lead to health problems.

Can HPV really cause cancer?

Yes. While many types of HPV are harmless, other high-risk types can cause abnormal tissue growth and trigger the onset of cancer.

Cancers linked to HPV infection include:

• cervical cancer
• vaginal cancer
• vulval cancer 
• anal cancer
• cancer of the penis
• some cancers of the head and neck

Yeh, read that. We're all gonna die of something. Was also kinda a joke, but now Ive got a mental image of an OAP going to town, so thanks for that.  

[The avantgardener]

11 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Every single individual one of us that buys cheap Chinese tat?

I don’t buy cheap tat from China or anywhere else, the only thing I own that I can think of at the minute from China is the IPhone I am replying on, only get 1 every 4 to 5 years, hardly keeping them afloat.

 

[trigger_andy]

Just now, The avantgardener said:

I don’t buy cheap tat from China or anywhere else, the only thing I own that I can think of at the minute from China is the IPhone I am replying on, only get 1 every 4 to 5 years, hardly keeping them afloat.

 

No laptop? 

[The avantgardener]

2 hours ago, Rough Hewn said:

?????
Bullshit.
Don't fall for that mate.
They've changed the setup, but it's still fecking evil.
Oh it's "barn raised" now?
You seen them barns...
Same ones as they used for the batteries....
Bit like can't buy margarine now.
But you can buy veg/buttery spread...
They changed the name!!!!!!!!!!!
That's All.
And the public fall for it again.
??‍♂️?

And it wasn’t that long ago that the UK had a worldwide ban on beef exports due to creating a disease called CJD that killed many if our own citizens.

[The avantgardener]

1 minute ago, trigger_andy said:

No laptop? 

Nope.

[trigger_andy]

Just now, The avantgardener said:

Nope.

Interesting.  Not to pry but it must be very difficult paying bills etc all from a phone?

[trigger_andy]

1 minute ago, The avantgardener said:

And it wasn’t that long ago that the UK had a worldwide ban on beef exports due to creating a disease called CJD that killed many if our own citizens.

That was about 20 years ago if I remember correctly? Maybe less. 

 

But the critical point being was we made changes to avoid that happening again did we not? Thats all we're really asking China to do, but we kinda know thats not really gonna happen. 

[The avantgardener]

1 minute ago, trigger_andy said:

Interesting.  Not to pry but it must be very difficult paying bills etc all from a phone?

Not really, direct debit, wife works part time and we have a Post Office.