Covid-19

[sime42]

"World Beating" Great Britain.
I imagine NZ's economy must be even more screwed than ours since they enforced a much stricter quarantine almost a year before us.

[Mark J]

18 minutes ago, Richard 1234 said:

I take it that includes the accountant?

She's hard work but worth it. You should get one. Accounts are a bout a quid a day as a sole trader, about two quid a day for limited company.

 

Edited February 14, 2021 by Mark J

[trigger_andy]

Just now, Mark J said:

She's hard work but worth it. 

Bloody hell. Look at the state of that place.  

 

 

I think you need to add a Cleaner to your business empire. 

[scbk]

Just now, trigger_andy said:

I think you need to add a Cleaner to your business empire. 

Do you know any? 

[Mark J]

1 minute ago, trigger_andy said:

Bloody hell. Look at the state of that place.  

 

 

I think you need to add a Cleaner to your business empire. 

Aye, I was a raging alcoholic at the time, was living in a freezing cottage in Northumberland.

[trigger_andy]

Just now, scbk said:

Do you know any? 

I think he's firing off his CV right now.  

[scbk]

Can we please set up the window cleaner with Mark's accountant.

 

I won't be able to sleep tonight thinking that he will have a massive tax bill to pay, as he's making so much money. The poor guy just can't spend it fast enough, and there's not any room left for him to buy more equipment in his 1 bed flat in paisley.

[sime42]

Well it is the Tories and since they cba feeding hungry kids making sure the NHS doesnt see that £22 billion isnt going to bother them one bit. I agree it is criminal but no doubt it will be brushed under the carpet, £22 Billion is a hell of a lot of money though! Ive heard nothing about HS2 but if that doesnt get shelved especially since in the current climate it will be needed less than ever then that can go down as another criminal act, must be around the £80 Billion mark that they can save by axing it.
 
Hopefully we will be seeing the end of lockdown within the next month or so as although it helps with controlling the spread of the virus it is indeed devastating for all of us.
 
 

Wasting £22 billion on a corrupt pandemic response scheme is bad enough. But for that massive failure to have played a part tens of thousands of people losing their lives and been a significant factor in the financial ruin of hundreds of thousands more is truly criminal.

[Johnsond]

10 minutes ago, Mark J said:

She's hard work but worth it. You should get one. Accounts are a bout a quid a day as a sole trader, about two quid a day for limited company.

 

£2 a day as a limited company!!! Seriously 
Vat returns, running a payroll too if you are employing people etc etc 

[Mark J]

1 minute ago, Johnsond said:

£2 a day as a limited company!!! Seriously 
Vat returns, running a payroll too if you are employing people etc etc 

Aye.

£500.00-ish for a bog standard ltd company who hire in subbies. 
£750.00-ish for VAT returns and payroll. Payroll is priced on a per-person basis.

That's the going rate.