What stupid stuff have you seen on the road today?

[jrose]

There's someone in a black Mercedes I see once or twice a month, frequently doing 70mph+ on a dual carriageway or motorway - while reading a paperback novel tucked down between drivers door/steering wheel in right hand!

 

Went past him once in traffic, that day it was Harry Potter. 

[jrose]

Although probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the road is a convoy of 3 Landys & tracked chippers, filled with boys off to cut 4 spans of mature Hawthorn hedge to 1.5m high on a wet February day.

 

Beat that!

[Gary Prentice]

9 minutes ago, jrose said:

Went past him once in traffic, that day it was Harry Potter. 

Who, driving? 

[jrose]

1 minute ago, Gary Prentice said:

Who, driving? 

Reckon one day he'll crash that Mercedes into the bloody Whomping Willow ?

[SimpleSimon]

Countless muppets on the motorway who sit in the middle lane and go as fast as possible/as slow as necessary (dictated by what's in front of them) without ever changing to lane 1 or 3. 

[Rough Hewn]

What colour, and where can I get one [emoji3]

Seen quite a few different colours.
Green, blue, pink, yellow.
All driven expertly.
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[felixthelogchopper]

1 hour ago, Gary Prentice said:

What colour, and where can I get one 

I can remember the Metropolitan Police having Fast Action Response Transits, until somebody pointed out the acronym. ?

[Gary Prentice]

Just now, felixthelogchopper said:

I can remember the Metropolitan Police having Fast Action Response Transits, until somebody pointed out the acronym. ?

In London a transit can probably keep up with a supercar most of the time, average speed is something like 6 mph don't forget.

[scbk]

9 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

I can remember the Metropolitan Police having Fast Action Response Transits, until somebody pointed out the acronym. ?

They need to join the Fort Augustus Rally Team

 

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-fart-in-capitals-fart-the-fart-initials-of-the-fort-augustus-rally-6521380.html

[BishBashBosh]

11 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

What colour, and where can I get one 

Might look something like this? Covert operation ?️‍♂️