Spontaneous combustion

[Stubby]

1 hour ago, Haironyourchest said:

There have been two cases of genuine spontaneous human combustion in Ireland - ruled as such by the state pathologist.

Think that's what happened to Matalot . 

[woody paul]

Remember years ago working near a field of bales in November 1 started to smoke by the end of day 10 had burnt.

[Woodworks]

16 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Think that's what happened to Matalot . 

Pretty sure there is a joke to be had based on the thread that made him vanish ?

Edited September 25, 2018 by Woodworks

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, Woodworks said:

Pretty sure there is joke to be had based on the thread that made him vanish ?

Well . Bashing your bishop too much makes you go blind so perhaps he can't find the key board ?

[westphalian]

His pants

[westphalian]

The damage

[westphalian]

3 hours ago, Haironyourchest said:

There have been two cases of genuine spontaneous human combustion in Ireland - ruled as such by the state pathologist.

is that something to do with whiskey?

[westphalian]

13 minutes ago, Chessa said:

Oh, you poor thing  I remember years ago, my allotment "shed" burned down: it was a tongue and groove cabin with a little fireplace, bed and hefty table with an outside bath on the porch and a tree swing, which also burned. However, it was school children who burned it, rather than spontaneous combustion. One of them left their homework (named) and their smokes in the undergrowth. 

 

Always sad when a well loved shed burns down.

 

(P.S. Is that barbed wire all around yours?)

 

(P.P.S. It made me smirk to read you had a "garden hose in your Y-fronts")

 

Happy rebuilding...

 

 

 

 

no, the shed survived thanks to my hose action.it is behind the brick wall. the fence view is from farmers field. the russian vine in the shed photo has now mostly gone. yes barbed wire.

you have a dirty mind, i was in my y fronts on the garden shed roof  dousing the flames with the garden HOSE. it was 3am.

thanks for concern

Edited September 25, 2018 by westphalian

[felixthelogchopper]

2 hours ago, Stubby said:

Think that's what happened to Matalot . 

I reckon Billy Goat Gruff took him out.

[billpierce]

I reckon Billy Goat Gruff took him out.

We can but hope