Thieves!

[Mark J]

19 minutes ago, kimtree said:

on a more sensible note how about some form of a paint bomb/cannon  in your tool storage .Door doesn't get opened in the correct order perp gets covered in paint.

Just have to remember yourself though

Or glitter.

[kimtree]

Just now, Mark J said:

Or glitter.

Or tar and feathers

[felixthelogchopper]

2 hours ago, kimtree said:

Or tar and feathers

Or slurry.

[donnk]

What the hell you lunatics on about getting guns.

 

The single best weapon to use is a camera 10mp+ WITH A FLASH and get good clear face shots that goto the cloud so if the cam is destroyed you still have it.

 

If you really want to be a wannabe rambo then keep a maglite in reach, I have the one that takes 3 D batteries by the back door for walking the dog. 

 

 

 

[forestboy1978]

If pepper spray weren't illegal I would be going down that route. What I don't understand is why it's so laughable that someone is looking for non lethal ways to protect their property if necessary. 

 

The fact is, one day I will be at least attempted to have my stuff robbed and on that day I will not allow it to happen and having no non lethal ways to protect myself then someone is going to get seriously hurt, unfortunately, that is likely going to be myself more than the robber's'.

 

The advice of the megaphone in particular and other preventative actions are all very useful! 

[Toad]

It's not laughable to want to protect your property, it's laughable that you've had a crap idea, there has been 8 pages of people telling you it is a crap idea and giving you better, more practicable alternatives, or advice that will protect your own liberty and yet you still carry on about using a toy to try to maim an imaginary lunatic who might be in your house.

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, Toad said:

It's not laughable to want to protect your property, it's laughable that you've had a crap idea, there has been 8 pages of people telling you it is a crap idea and giving you better, more practicable alternatives, or advice that will protect your own liberty and yet you still carry on about using a toy to try to maim an imaginary lunatic who might be in your house.

Thank feck for that.

[Toad]

3 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Thank feck for that.

Shouldn't you be turning this into some sort of innuendo by now? Something about an intruder on their knees in front of your non lethal weapon ought to do the trick.

[Toad]

I know that's a bit of a mouthful....

[forestboy1978]

4 minutes ago, Toad said:

It's not laughable to want to protect your property, it's laughable that you've had a crap idea, there has been 8 pages of people telling you it is a crap idea and giving you better, more practicable alternatives, or advice that will protect your own liberty and yet you still carry on about using a toy to try to maim an imaginary lunatic who might be in your house.

Did you just read what I wrote directly above or are you a guy that "you know" just likes running with the crowd?

 

I concluding myself it was a crap idea once informed of the UK power limitations and laws that prohibit you from reactionary protection of property with absolutely anything other than hand to hand combat.

 

As I said, the preventative measures people advised were all taken on board.