What's wrong with folk

[eggsarascal]

After months of discussion the Parish Council decided that the new village hall sign would be made of Slate, with the words "Village Hall" carved into it. Some (add your own expletive) has pinched it. Why would anyone nick such a sign? Do they live in a house called the "Village Hall"?, I very much doubt it. Words fail me at times.

 

Can you tell this has been boiling my urine for a while?

[Richard 1234]

It’s bad I agree.
It’s just as bad that it takes “months of discussion” to pick a sign for a village hall imo.
Then if they are like the parish councils around here they want it yesterday once they have finally decided!

[the village idiot]

6 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

After months of discussion the Parish Council decided that the new village hall sign would be made of Slate, with the words "Village Hall" carved into it. Some (add your own expletive) has pinched it. Why would anyone nick such a sign? Do they live in a house called the "Village Hall"?, I very much doubt it. Words fail me at times.

 

Can you tell this has been boiling my urine for a while?

Maybe they plan to break the sign up and use the individual letters in a different order?

 

All the best,  Evil Haga III.

[Billhook]

16 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Maybe they plan to break the sign up and use the individual letters in a different order?

 

All the best,  Evil Haga III.

I think that the prime suspect must be  "The Village Hallfwit" !

[matelot]

It's probably drunk teens..... 

 

 

[Rough Hewn]

Check the roofs in you village. [emoji12]

[peatff]

I'm going with legal h villa, Panchos representative in court. It does make you wonder if they had a use for it.

[onetruth]

Probably in a teenager's bedroom. 

 

I made a nice "Please keep this area tidy for the children of [our local] Primary School" for their woodland classroom - it lasted about a week.  They since abandoned the woods at there were too many broken bottles around.

[matelot]

28 minutes ago, onetruth said:

Probably in a teenager's bedroom. 

 

I made a nice "Please keep this area tidy for the children of [our local] Primary School" for their woodland classroom - it lasted about a week.  They since abandoned the woods at there were too many broken bottles around.

Litter in the countryside boils my piss. If I was king for the day i'd crucify people that drop litter.

[Big J]

Could be worse. My friend comes from this village in Dorset and they had to resort to a 1 tonne lump of stone for the village sign: 

 

 

That's his Dad with the new, theft proof sign