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Left handers have no place in arb.

 

Because their brains haven't developed properly they struggle with simple tasks.

They unscrew filler caps instead of tightening them and wear their spikes with the gaffs on the outside of their ankles.

They run chains backwards so it 'looks right'.

 

They also can't be trusted around animals or children.

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Left handers have no place in arb.
 
Because their brains haven't developed properly they struggle with simple tasks.
They unscrew filler caps instead of tightening them and wear their spikes with the gaffs on the outside of their ankles.
They run chains backwards so it 'looks right'.
 
They also can't be trusted around animals or children.

Your a funny man mark.

Bet they can remove chainsaw clutches correctly though

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There is that Bill.
I occasionally invite one over if I need a gas cylinder changed on the bbq as well, but always send them away before the party gets going because they cheat at left hand drinking games.

Honestly I'm slightly hurt that I've never been in invited to one of these left handed drinking games bbqs

Just noticed that I accidentally got a left handed Makita mug. No wonder I have been spilling my tea mug53b22a715d066f2cf629ce6ff1b580ac.jpg

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11 hours ago, Mark Bolam said:

Left handers have no place in arb.

 

Because their brains haven't developed properly they struggle with simple tasks.

They unscrew filler caps instead of tightening them and wear their spikes with the gaffs on the outside of their ankles.

They run chains backwards so it 'looks right'.

 

They also can't be trusted around animals or children.

I think you'll find that's 70s tv and radio celebs you're thinking of, Mark.

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6 hours ago, IVECOKID said:

25 of the most prolific murderes where left handed .

 

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Dangerous statement to make with all the lefties looking at this site!

 

But here is another 25

 

http://list25.com/25-ways-lefties-are-better-than-righties/5/

 

 

Just proves that us lefties are all in our right minds whilst righties are left behind!  (Mark Bolam is in a different space!)

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