cancelled job today

[stihlmadasever]

I ate a wax candle

 

Was it scented...? You may have fruity farts

[R Mac]

Slept in as I was knackered, missed church so shifted some tools around from one shed to another (I call it tidying up LOL)

 

Getting my wife to give me a haircut and I'll have a shave as I look as if I've been dragged through a hedge backwards!!

 

Lovely morning here, sunny, frosty and snow on the hills, just about to make a pot of coffee, if I have any energy left I might shift some more tools around,

[Tree Tastic Care]

Gone shop bought Guinness n a clucking chicken for dinner. 😈

[dan494]

Got some quotes to type up but you're right, too wet out so I'll leave it

 

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[Stubby]

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[Harves]

Well you guys may be hard, but foe climbing a swinging tree in the pouring rain with a couple of saws aint for me ! just making idle chat xx

[Stumpy Grinder]

My dog just sneezed and farted at the same time...

 

That's actually quite impressive! I've tried to muffle farts before with a cough or a fake sneeze but can never get the timing quite right and the fart comes out in second place, clearly audible having just drawn attention to yourself already with the noise from the cough!

Farting at the same time as a real sneeze is surely reckless though with the pressures involved and will eventually result in a breech explosion!

SG

[felixthelogchopper]

That's actually quite impressive! I've tried to muffle farts before with a cough or a fake sneeze but can never get the timing quite right and the fart comes out in second place, clearly audible having just drawn attention to yourself already with the noise from the cough!

Farting at the same time as a real sneeze is surely reckless though with the pressures involved and will eventually result in a breech explosion!

SG

 

It can be done but it bloody hurts.

[Mick Dempsey]

Well you guys may be hard, but foe climbing a swinging tree in the pouring rain with a couple of saws aint for me ! just making idle chat xx

 

I know, don't worry about it, occasionally everyone just gets a bit silly, usually at the weekend:001_smile:

[RichieR]

I been to Handsworth