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manco

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  1. manco

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    serves them right, thats more than the maximum 8 persons
  2. any input on the GTA 26 mini chainsaw?
  3. lost count of the number of new plants that have appeared under a tree marked for coming down between pricing and working
  4. manco

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    motherinlaw if you know, you know if you dont, google it
  5. manco

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    i wanna eat there
  6. manco

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    cant help noticing theyre all white. not too sure about that. and slim. seems like body shaming to me.
  7. manco

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    i desperately want that not to be edited
  8. shirley your main line should be upright from waist height, and saw should be below the waist only and to the side. or a meringue? in 20 odd years ive cut my line once, and it was the trailing end to the floor below attachment in a leaning tree.
  9. never seen a recall on a prussik loop yet just saying
  10. also it should be said its a well known fact that brexit caused a lot of structural weaknesses in trees which make them potentially risky to climb and we all know that covid is making ropes decay more and making chainsaws blunt faster
  11. feels like some people in this thread are taking the weewee out of the current guidelines on 2 rope working. doesnt seem fair on the people who spend their entire week sitting in an office telling us how best to swing around a tree. most accidents of this type in trees involve a break in the rope system somewhere, or the anchor branch fails. sounds to me like the rope is the problem here and we should just get rid of all the ropes and remove the risk they pose. 98% of these climbing accidents also involve a tree. maybe thats something we need to look into resolving as well.
  12. mine just hangs around my knees
  13. yeah good luck with that
  14. manco

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    looks to me more like someone say boris cant find something with both hands and a map?
  15. manco

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    if she had a low cut top on she could be carrying a 6th pint. shes just slacking to my mind.
  16. manco

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    im sure we can all think of some women they can send, as long as they promise to leave them up there?
  17. sprinkle pepper all over your flower beds is supposed to stop cats doing one in the borders
  18. you shouldnt be ******* cats anyway, theyll dig their claws right in you. try a pig next time
  19. at least cats have the decency to do it in the borders and usually make some effort to bury it. not just squeeze one out in the middle of the lawn. im not a dog owner, i hate it, i dont get why someone would gladly let the dog shit all over their garden? at least fence off a little bit of the garden for the dog to use? who is the animal in this, the dog or the owner?
  20. bright orange tree marker spray and mark them all out on the customers lawn
  21. manco

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    one for Viz in Up the arse corner
  22. manco

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    prostitute with white eyes
  23. manco

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  24. manco

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    I went dogging with the wife last night. Never again… By the time she'd finished parking the car everyone had ****************ed off!

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