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manco

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  1. manco

    Jokes???

    i drink at all my business meetings, what else are they for?
  2. manco

    Jokes???

    nothing light hearted about your attacks or your attempt to disguise them perhaps youd like to "dress warmly and go for a walk in the fog" as a great man once said.
  3. manco

    Jokes???

    i was quite specific i didnt want this to turn into a massive political debate. you can have your mass debate somewhere else. thanks. so to lighten the mood again, guess what i found?
  4. manco

    Jokes???

    and how does having a party affect his ability to solve budget issues or generally run the country? i dont wanna turn this into a massive political debate. mass debate in your own time. so hes a liar, so what? theyre all liars.
  5. manco

    Jokes???

    i just wonder why everyone is so worked up over this? so he had a party? so what? when you look at what some of the others are doing? wasnt burlesconi filling his government with strippers or something? as for president fart, where do you begin sarkozy putin
  6. id probably just run away additional: thats about 120 foot for the first length (left hand side) and about 300 foot the long length. so about 140 yards of hedge. thats a lot. and for a lot of it either dodgy leaning ladder work or even more dodgy clambering from trunk to trunk.
  7. manco

    Jokes???

    that jokes just bollocks
  8. manco

    Jokes???

    this one is a bit delayed but its still funny in context
  9. manco

    Big birch

    is this the new unit of measurement?
  10. im waiting for Euston 3 to come out
  11. manco

    Hernia

    him distant
  12. manco

    Jokes???

    lovely pic. and with the right pair of bottoms to match maybe santa hasnt got a white beard anymore?
  13. a nail?
  14. manco

    Jokes???

    🎶🎶🎶🎶 I saw Mommy riding Santa Claus On the sofa last night 🎶🎶🎶🎶
  15. because the elves stop off every year to make hash brownies
  16. what i thought but couldnt be arsed typing it
  17. well, i wouldnt say massive, but ive never had any complaints, and its more pinkish than red.
  18. im sure theres some women in arb groups out there somewhere, keep seeing stuff about them. essential arb keep doing features about them, theres a women in arb camp thing. general advice is the same as for men though. go to a shop and spend a day dangling from different ones and see what feels good.
  19. manco

    Jokes???

    i would suggest if anything she is in an ideal position to comment on the "battle against obesity" and everyone should f*ck off taking a shot at the poor woman, and lets get back to that "non-essential sexual activities of three persons or greater" bit? there aint a single part of that which doesnt raise an eyebrow
  20. manco

    Stihl GTA 26

    used mine today. sofa sogood. battery life not too good, but suspect that can be solved by not taking the piss with size branches i use it on. would prefer it oiled itself. at least some kinda drip-feed tank?
  21. manco

    Snap cut...

    nobody knows everything, except the wife
  22. manco

    Jokes???

    what tree?
  23. manco

    Jokes???

    second string vest for the geordies
  24. i stick my helmet in wet places as often as possible, smells fine to me.
  25. making the news today: a load of trees fell down in the high wind and dickheads are all walking under them to walk the dog and take photos of them. and then probably complaining that the local council should have "done something" about these trees, and conveniently forgetting they protested whenever the council tried to sort the trees.

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