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Tippin Alaybye

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  1. Shit. I like it when I can share the odd joke from here with my wife. She didn’t get it! Had to use my beautiful voice
  2. With my body sweetheart they would be queuing up![emoji12] ( well the ones with fat fetishes would [emoji3061])
  3. Don’t know the album but it was the B side to “muckspreader blues “
  4. I think the Worzels did one about a strimmer hitting dog shit in 1979 as well
  5. Genesis did a song about it in 1971. “Return of the Giant Hogweed” return+of+the+giant+hogweed+lyrics - Google Search WWW.GOOGLE.CO.UK
  6. i'm laughing but not sure i agree after reading the above reports🤣
  7. Just looked this up on Wikipedia Numerous species in the family Apiaceae are cultivated as food products, some of which exhibit phototoxic effects. In particular, celery, parsnip, and parsley have been reported to cause phytophotodermatitis among agricultural workers, grocery workers, and other occupational food handlers.
  8. Lol. Well you might have me on that one. Perhaps I should have said “a lot”[emoji16]
  9. pair of ducks back on my pond. i don't want them as they ruin it
  10. I would love to have these noisy buggers but my neighbours wouldn’t
  11. i literally saw a bloke today, in skin tight cycling yellows...must have been 20 stone. i wouldnt have batted an eye if he was in normal clobber
  12. you lot have been reading Geoff Hamilton's Organic Gardening from the 80s. it was him that made me into the alcoholic slob i am today. if a bloke that fit and eating so healthily can die of a heart attack at his age you may as well go for it
  13. no mate. i grew up in nottingham but have lived in Bishop Auckland since 92. us swimming in Conniscliffe last summer. bit cleaner than the Trent 28B00760-7753-4AFB-9AFB-3276D108E451.mov
  14. Well just about exactly there, 500m upstream at coniscliffe. Beautiful stretch for a safe swim
  15. this morning on the Tees G Hog in the foreground
  16. Can only comment on single cab which I don’t think are made anymore. Never looked after it, never let me down, off road in ruts and over brash most weeks. I’d get another drop of a hat
  17. You have not had much experience with cocks then?
  18. I think all the corvids are great. I know a lot hate them but they are very intelligent. My next door neighbour farmer uses a Larson cage for them and has asked me to shoot them but no way
  19. so are you saying we shouldn't be civil to one another?
  20. we all can't be hard as nails ex special forces though can we. BTW, if replying please use "Sir" as i was a captain in the TA 1992 211 Field Ambulance
  21. she's well trained mate (and if you don't believe that i took 10 pics)

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