Kent Arboreal

I’d do that in a copse but you got big balls dropping it through that fence, nice job [emoji106]

I assume the third person in this scenario is a groundie making sure his mates safe while he’s climbing

Great news if you insist on correct expression to the point of incoherence. The pedant’s help desk is now open 3 3/7

When they ask how I want my steak I always reply “So a good vet could bring it back” People who ask for it well done should be given a plate of turkey dinosaurs and postman pat spaghetti

Any recommendations for a small chipper? I had a 18hp Hyundai thing a few years ago which was a bit rubbish. Upgraded to a nice towable Timberwolf but sold it to go towards a house deposit. I rent at the moment at £105 a day but it’s a bit of a pain in the arse to keep picking it up and comes up expensive over a month.

[emoji23][emoji23] bit close to the mark that

Great saw versatile and light. Wished I’d bought the heated handle one last winter. I find it can bog down in a bore cut but to be fair only when your cutting stuff that’s a bit big for it. It’s robust as but I reckon that if you’re using an18 inch bar something with a bit more beans will do better.

I haven’t had any issues running my saws on E10 except they seem to be a lot thirstier. I never really kept track of how much they were using beforehand so I might be imagining it but I usually refill before they run dry and recently I keep being surprised when they do.

Panic buying toilet paper was easy, I just stuck it all in the shed. I’ve had to drive 400 miles today to make room for another tank of diesel.

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?” The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?” And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.

I miss his posts.

That looks like a bast&@d to sharpen without putting it on a bench

I like that a lot

Cherries do that, I knocked one over a couple of weeks ago that was absolutely rooted inside and the crown was held on by what might as well have been polystyrene. Only a diddy one so no dramas. Wouldn’t want to find a larger tree in that state though, I wouldn’t know where to start [emoji23]

Resurrecting an old thread here but I’m going to need 2 chippers in the Canterbury area next week and I’ve only got one! Did you ever start hiring out your Timberwolf? Plenty of room on site to pile it up and put it all through once the jobs over if that’s easier