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  1. I was actually chatting about God's psychopathy with a Jehovah's Witness just yesterday, I don't think she was expecting such a spirited conversation when she approached me, but she did ask. But no, that comment was aimed squarely at you, Mosley.
  2. God, you're a psycho. Sieg heil, kommandant!
  3. I'm not particularly bothered with Triggered Mandy's opinions on the chinless wonder himself, but I'm actually a little interested in what he might think about the Barbie movie.
  4. Why do they have to be black? I'm an immigrant, I sired out of my gene pool. We aren't all funny colours you know.
  5. Abso flipping lutely. Just look at the progeny of the current tribe of white power pure-breds waving their flags around in the States. More fingers than brain cells, some of them. On this side of the pond I'd say something needs to be done to stop the poor Daily Mail readers from breeding themselves into a gammon-faced genetic dead end. Actually... no. Best let nature run its course.
  6. It's great out here on the west coast of Ireland, but Jesus H Christ, the curry offerings here are utterly shameful. There's a locally well-rated curry place in the middle of town that for some incomprehensible reason I get dragged to occasionally at the behest of my wife's friend. The shite they serve up is embarrassing. Overpriced, oversweetened, tiny portions. Unidentifiable chunks of dry tray-baked meat globbed with bland paint-by-numbers red goo. Frozen roti, reheated and forgotten about. I miss the clay tandoors you'd find in Brum or Whitehall, the charred rib bones of long-marinated lamb chops, the puffy naan the size of your car bonnet, the tangled shreds of slow-braised meat in thick pools of rich gravy. If Ireland needs a bunch of military-aged men turning up on its shores in a flotilla of rusty old tubs to grant me that, then sign me the f*ck up.
  7. Sorry if I'm slow on the uptake here, sometimes I have difficulty following the conversation. But does Asbestos Andy still not believe in climate change? In 2023?
  8. Mick is entitled to at least 3% of the profits when you start selling them.
  9. peds

    Jokes???

  10. He sounds like a prick and you should probably just ignore him.
  11. Someone would probably complain about that and all. Never happy!
  12. I worked with an Egyptian fella for two years once, he was an utterly loathsome human being. Cherry picked which tenets of his inherited religion suited him best at any given moment, and swept the rest under the carpet. Made great pizza though.
  13. Steady on, we don't want people to be too educated. We are tired of experts.
  14. Not naysaying, just helpfully pointing out that many saws are heavier than the max holding weight of that yoke. I'm sure it could be overcome somehow. My first thought is that it'd be easily overcome by hanging the saw on a hook just next to the device.
  15. "Max load 3kg" Is that the force needed to pull the cable out then? You could use it to tether your Silky I suppose.
  16. I think you'll find it's a secret cabal of the poor, students, and the gays.
  17. The apostrophe is possesive, not plural. You aren't in Holland now, Jan.
  18. If she could find the time to do that for a few dozen or hundred or a thousand odd other people, she could probably earn a bit of cash. Does being able to feed yourself 3 meals a day make you a chef? Anyway, what am I doing stuck here in the gents of this motorway service station giving blowies for a fiver a go, when the guy in the cubicle next door is giving them away for free, and he's enjoying it more? It's impossible.
  19. A lot of people confusing horticulture and grounds maintenance here. Pay is shite for both to be fair, but whilst you could easily train a monkey in a nappy to do basic grounds maintenance, I disagree that nearly everyone could turn their hand to horticulture. Most people would have the sense to not bother. I remain, potting on thousands of griselinia, A penniless horticulturist.
  20. No, the joke is that people would laugh at you for not wanting to perform basic maintenance on a saw.
  21. Maybe there should also have been a note at the start of the thread reminding everyone that it isn't about covid.
  22. That's right, stay in character until the big reveal.
  23. Yer man hedgemong, or his alter-alias, could learn a lot from this thread. The OP is subtle enough to be believable, but with just an occasional descent into the outlandish. This character has the potential for a much longer run. The Hedgemong shtick isnt particularly engrossing, but I'm genuinely curious as to who created this one.
  24. Man, that was dull.
  25. Dry them, pickle them, ferment them, freeze them. Or process them into soup, pasta sauce, or just fried in butter... then freeze in portions.

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