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topchippyles

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  1. Fix it again 🤭Can go for smelly duck eggs this time.
  2. The planning dept may not have updated it onto their system yet kev. I have seen it with building applications many times.
  3. Maybe a little
  4. I got that one last doug 😝
  5. Sure now 🤭
  6. I am not asking doug is stuck on 4 not me musch
  7. List which 4 you have doug
  8. Got it (Brilliant) 🤣
  9. Put the bigger size machine next to it and there is a big jump in size.
  10. That is why they have not sold any.
  11. One of the kids in my class could clear the room with a plain old fart. Never met anyone who could stink a place out so much although i did clear debenhams perfume counter one christmas after a vindaloo 🤭 I did it in silent mode.
  12. A man came home from work and was met in the kitchen by his wife…….. “Have you ever seen twenty pound all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband. "Ah, no” replied her husband, a little confused. She gave him a sexylittle smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowlyreached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly. "Have you ever seen fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband. "Uh no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. He took the crumpled fifty pound note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now" she said. "Have you ever seen £20,000 all crumpled up?" "No way" he said (while obviously becoming even more excited). "Well, go look in the garage!” she said.
  13. Was it a chicken egg smell or another type of bird species ?
  14. Any half decent architect will need to visit the site. Contact the local planning dept and ask for a referral and they well normally give a few names and its always a good pointer if it comes via them.
  15. Is she called viva steve ?
  16. Dropped the box from forth to second racing one and the boys and blew the rear box up and that was the end of the viva. Morris marina 1.8 coupe and big step up
  17. Yes you are wrong 🙃
  18. My first car mick and what a shed 😆
  19. How many pieces of paper work do you have with all that oak you mill ? None i doubt. Nothing wrong with caring about the environment but the slabs mark has could be decades old for all we know.
  20. For all you know those trees could have been dying or felled in a managed way . There you go again assuming you know everything.
  21. So cutting trees down in the uk is ok and if you cut one down in africa is not 🤭There are millions and millions of trees all over africa believe it or not.
  22. 1.8 ton takeuchi or yanmar will piss it. The bobcats in that class i find are under powered.
  23. Christmas is coming 🤭
  24. Every night on her fishy nest ☺️
  25. I do the same with fish 😉

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