topchippyles
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note... After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote... "I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes.
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Getting my wires crossed thinking of a different tree nice one Trig 🤣
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Is that native timber up there dave. Its part of the laurel tree family unless i am mistaken.
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Needs must unfortunately dave.
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Not a chance in hell will you mill like that. If you have a large quantity to mill then get a chainsaw mill type setup Rob D from chainsaw bars does a starter kit. Chainsawbars Chainsaw mill on a budget
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I doubt it
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Another conundrum jonathan have you thought about going on countdown 😏
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Slate hearth installed over existing carpet
topchippyles replied to Jack mo's topic in Log burning stoves and fireplaces
Rough as fook i would not be happy with that. Get them to cut the carpet and bed the hearth down tidy they can point around the bottom for a decent finish. -
Processor infeed conveyor belt replacement
topchippyles replied to Ashes_Firewood's topic in Maintenance help
They join them all the time on the screen conveyors on gold rush (small bolts) -
I always like the combination of brass and copper nice job.
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Something like this would do the Job
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You would still give her a portion eggs chance of a bit of posh totty for a working man 🤣
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Wishful thinking bolam 🤣
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If the west supplies the correct weaponry the Ukrainians will win no doubt about that they hate the russians with such vengeance rightly so.
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Trench war going on in the front line at the moment it was on the news tonight. They were throwing hands grenade s at each other
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I recall Rough Hewn milled up some monkey puzzle they were really nice looking boards from memory.
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Nice opportunity for someone looking to experience life down under good luck
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Seems a 50/50 split amongst us i am not normally so late to be honest. Deadline is midnight 31 jan as long as its submitted on time no £100 fine job done.
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As long as its done by midnight jan 31 not an issue all submitted with 10 minutes to spare 😉
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Blame it on the sheep 😉
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Cheers gav
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Anyone else late busy few hrs toting up the last few items should get it done by midnight.
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They will be queing up to give it a portion lunch box or not in a male prison.
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Eggs and trig another lovers tiff how many is that now. 🙃
