Ratman

Nice! Even better now you’ve cut off the mould 🤠 084 looks a tidy one! [emoji106]

Pass? Just pressed edit and rewrote it 🤷‍♂️

Got a right mould growth on end of it in that 3rd pic!

Now on sale at IKEA - beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove. A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency. The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night - to be fair the audience did try to warn him. Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary) Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook". Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser! Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford. If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam. They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly. I've just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweat shops. Looking at the quality of stitching on my new trainers the little bastards deserved it! When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateaux...

Here we go again! [emoji23][emoji23]

Naa!..... still not selling it to me. Your a shat salesman, snows gone!

Plus i want a tipper that tips to the rear, not to one side 🤣🤣

I aint buying it off ya, be told. Its shop soiled! [emoji16]

Lack of maintenance me thinks..... thats a big black cross and a reminder not to do trailer deals with you in the future 🤠[emoji39]

Somewhere for propagating population paste 🤷‍♂️🤣

Fill em up popeye!

Class!!! [emoji108] fizzed away at 88! [emoji23][emoji23]

When you say you like daf’s i assume you are referring to the yellow headed things often found at the side of the road or footpaths that come back every year!

DAF shite again! Shat it’s coolant at Carlisle coming south on way back to base, driver stopped at Penrith and put 7 litres of water in, stopped again at carlisle and added 5 litres, stopped at crooklands/lancaster added 5 litres, got it back home though [emoji106] diagnosed it to be split on n/s lower section of radiator! Stripped it down and found exhaust manifold cracked too so chuffing its black smog everywhere [emoji849]🥴 just waiting for bits now, parts are a nightmare to get hold of at min.....

Some cleaning company guy bought it, gona put everyone out of business north of the border when he gets it up and running [emoji16]

Poor lads not here to defend himself and you two are still tearing him a new one.... bullies pair of ya! 🤠

Next comments could be amusing [emoji23]

Few new additions, rhodeys for pots And lilys for front beds Would like some blue lilys but hard to find em [emoji36]

As above, anyone with horses or chickens etc for the larger stuff, and domestic pets for small fine stuff. If your not too fussed and can put up with people coming and going, and you have a bit of room to store the stuff separately away from prying eyes then put a sign up offering it at £2 a bag self serve type of thing. You’ll soon shut it.

Tits are there all time, long tailed tits not so often like you say. Pigeons and doves are about 24 7, my dad goes nuts at em, tapping on window to get em away, i piss myself laughing at him, i’d just let em get on with it cos they clean up, he says “bloody little ens never get a look in” [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Not the best pic as it was taken on my phone cos they are such wick little feckers..... pair or goldfinches on the feeder at my dads. Several times daily visitors, they are getting a bit more used to us but still cautious at the same time.