Ratman

Coat on dad! Chop chop! [emoji16]

See if Robin Wood can supply / import you a new one

Can buy another half a trailer as well now for some spares! [emoji23]

Air suspension is simple and a lot of your worries above are not to be worried about, keep it simple, mount the compressor in a good accessible place along with the supply regulator/control, ride level can be from electronic sensing or basic mechanical arm/lever sensing, use single length supply pipes i.e one joint at compressor end and one at air bag end. Not much more to it.

Sowwy..... couldnt resist! 🤠[emoji106]

Can buy himself a new trailer with wheels! 🤠

See if you can post a short vid, let us hear it on song with some chips flying [emoji106]

Nice! Even better now you’ve cut off the mould 🤠 084 looks a tidy one! [emoji106]

Pass? Just pressed edit and rewrote it 🤷‍♂️

Got a right mould growth on end of it in that 3rd pic!

Now on sale at IKEA - beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove. A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency. The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night - to be fair the audience did try to warn him. Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary) Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook". Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser! Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford. If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam. They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly. I've just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweat shops. Looking at the quality of stitching on my new trainers the little bastards deserved it! When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateaux...

Here we go again! [emoji23][emoji23]

Naa!..... still not selling it to me. Your a shat salesman, snows gone!

Plus i want a tipper that tips to the rear, not to one side 🤣🤣

I aint buying it off ya, be told. Its shop soiled! [emoji16]

Lack of maintenance me thinks..... thats a big black cross and a reminder not to do trailer deals with you in the future 🤠[emoji39]

Somewhere for propagating population paste 🤷‍♂️🤣

Fill em up popeye!

Class!!! [emoji108] fizzed away at 88! [emoji23][emoji23]

When you say you like daf’s i assume you are referring to the yellow headed things often found at the side of the road or footpaths that come back every year!

DAF shite again! Shat it’s coolant at Carlisle coming south on way back to base, driver stopped at Penrith and put 7 litres of water in, stopped again at carlisle and added 5 litres, stopped at crooklands/lancaster added 5 litres, got it back home though [emoji106] diagnosed it to be split on n/s lower section of radiator! Stripped it down and found exhaust manifold cracked too so chuffing its black smog everywhere [emoji849]🥴 just waiting for bits now, parts are a nightmare to get hold of at min.....

Some cleaning company guy bought it, gona put everyone out of business north of the border when he gets it up and running [emoji16]