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I am sure that many are buried as the numbers that are shot are so high.

Certainly for me one of the most moving moments in Woodstock when the whole crowd stand up. The F word was a definite taboo in those days and the effect was far greater.

Me too! The poor things are so knackered after their long journey they hardly move out of the way of my truck driven down the farm road at dusk. It cannot be much of a challenge to shoot them in that condition. But I have had to draw my own moral line at not shooting things for sport, only for the pot or vermin control.

Man goes up to heaven and meets St Peter at the gate. "You have been a good man and you are welcome to walk through the pearly gates into heaven and meet God, but I feel I should warn you before you enter........She's black!"

What could possibly go wrong??

Not a Labradoor called Rover by any chance?!

Perhaps the guy could put in a claim against Land Rover Open and shut case really!

A friend had trouble with his old style Discovery, which was never cured and eventually took it back to the dealer who offered him a new style truck which was a demonstrator and was fitted with every conceivable gadget that you do not need. Electric opening rear hatch top and bottom which can be opened with key or by waving your foot underneath. He did not want all this but it was a good price. The dealer told him a story about a guy who took his brand new Range Rover to a shoot. At the interval he was proud to show off the rear doors and opened them to let the dog out of the dog cage. He then proceeded to lay out bowls of soup and glasses of sloe gin on the bottom flap with bread, knapkins and all the trimmings. He called everyone to the feast but just then a dog ran under the tail door and the back flap came up and emptied the contents into the car followed by the rear door coming down and bending the flimsy open door of the dog cage.

I bet that a Rolls or a Focus could not do this job either!

Just remember that a Fiat Panda 4x4 will still reach the destination when the other two are stuck! (For the price of a wing mirror on the Rolls)

All of that and what about my open fires? Do they not have the same potential dangers if not ventilated? Would I need a Hetas certificate if I wanted to install another open fire? Surely the dangers of an open fire, logs rolling out, smoke, sparks, unswept chimney are greater than a wood stove?

Always worth watching again! (It's four Yorkshire men!!)

I paid 78 old pence a gallon when I started to drive in 1970. Six shillings and sixpence/gallon or 32.5 new pence. or 7p/litre. Only trouble was I was earning £12 a week student forced labour! 60 hour week took me a hell of a lot longer to earn the money for a gallon of fuel than today.

Another vote here for the Stratford, faultless now for eight years, fifteen radiators. Two Clearviews, the original 650 with twin doors is excellent for room heating and log capacity but I do not like the double doors for a good seal. The Pioneer Vision 500 is better in the office, a very good stove. We have just bought a Danish Aduro 9, which seems to be very efficient and is pleasant to sit by with a lot of glass front and sides. It also is very different to light and a small amount of wood lasts all evening. I agree about a good open fire though and if we entertain we light an open fire in the living room. I think that people are more comfortable around an open fire and conversation flows more easily with people who do not know each other. This is a three foot wide custom built design by Count Rumford back in the late 1700s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumford_fireplace I asked the builder to do one when I built my house. He was a very good old school bricklayer and had years of experience but very set in his ways. Generally they stick with what they were taught when they were an apprentice and the air was full of foul language for a while "Well in all my years I've never built a bugger like this" etc etc. "You do what you like, it's your money down the drain" Turned out to be a mistake when it turned colder as I came in from work and found them warming themselves in front of it when they should have been pointing bricks outside. "Well I never would have believed it" was the comment now. One of the secrets of an open fire is drawing the air from outside rather than creating draughts under doors so when we put the floors in I laid two four inch waste pipes in the concrete on either side of the fireplace so all the air feeding the fire comes from outside and there are no draughts. There are sliding vents on each side to control the air but I never close them in practice. I also built two mesh fire screen doors to keep it safe when we leave the room.

My wife with the nine inch angle grinder

I am a farmer, and nothing I have ever welded over the last 50 years has broken! And no, there is no slag there, it is just my special extra strength gusset you cheeky .........! Similar quality to my hinges, thick and strong!

I bought my Palax Combi from Jas Wilson in 1996 for £2500 second hand. I do not know how many tons of wood it has processed but a great amount. I put an electric three phase motor on it and apart from a few blade sharpenings and retippings it has been totally reliable but today the small plate which trips the return for the splitting ram broke off. Luckily I found the piece in the sawdust. Two bolts to undo released the assembly and I welded it back together with my ancient stick welder in about five minutes and was back at work within ten minutes Really though this post is to give credit to Palax for a great machine which happens to suit my needs perfectly. It has a three point linkage and PTO as well as a towing hitch and wheels. Thank you Palax Oh and you had better "rate my weld" in the same way as "rate my hinge"!

Every day is a learning day for me here! Thank you for that Steve

Mmmmmm forgot that one Janka 4390 ft lbs and crushing strength 12,200 lbs/sq inch Not tackling that one with my X27!

Just discovered the Janka scale which reveals some surprising facts about different woods. It measures the strength in terms of the force needed to break a certain size of timber in special press. Australian Buloke is top of the list at 5000 ft lbs and Balsa at the bottom with some bits as low as 22 ft lbs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janka_hardness_test Hornbeam has a Janka of 1630 ft lbs and a crushing strength of 7320 lbs/sq inch English Oak 1120 6720 Apple 1730 6030 Beech 1450 8270 Elm 810 4740 Ash 1480 7400 Holm Oak 1610 no data

Just been out to the shed where I keep the few remains of the workings of the Windmill, which has been on this site since the late thirteenth century. A brick tower mill replaced the old post mill in 1812. The brick tower still remains but the metal work was removed in the 1950s and these last pieces were left out in the weather for a few decades, However there is still some wood left in the gear cage, not identified, and some in the metalwork in the other picture. I think that piece fitted on top of the drive shaft and somehow sat inside the gear cage or perhaps one of you experts can tell me where it was used It does say a lot about the longevity of the wood to still be there after so long in the weather

Just found this site where it states that not only Hornbeam , but Cherry and Apple were also used in making gears inside a cast iron frame. particularly in Mills. They are much quieter too. http://www.newhallmill.org.uk/gears.htm

Well blow me down, (just like the Hornbeam) the amount of interesting facts I have just learned from a fairly innocent post about a very hard lump of wood. And I thought that I was old enough not to discover many new facts about the woods.! Just shows what a great site Arbtalk is, a veritable fountain of knowledge. Thank y'all

I forgot to mention that the tree was alive when it came down so not seasoned. you could see just by looking at the grain that it was really tight and there looked to be no "splitting path" in the log unlike a piece of Ash which generally shows a line to attack with an axe