TurtleWoods72
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Has it really come to this? Lol
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COD wood, are you battered again Jon?
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Saw horse for awkward stumps, unions etc.
TurtleWoods72 replied to sandspider's topic in Firewood forum
Buy a Superjaws from Toolstation £80. Buy the log jaws £20 odd and you will never look back. Videos online on YouTube and no I'm not affiliated with the company, I just bought one, awesome dude. -
A meal without wine is like a day without sunrise.
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Take a shot of whiskey and a long hot bath Richie. It's all ok dude
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TCD, which would you plump for of pushed to choose one, the Dol 9010, equivalent Makita or the Echo?
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So what ever came of the demo saw, the ebay sale and the mass ordering? You can't leave me hanging like this 4 years later....
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Morning mate! Surprised you haven't sent the Mrs to do it !!
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Well you're a charmer aren't you!
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42....is that too early?
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lol
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Other interesting 'wazz facts'; A hangover pee is the exact same Dulux colour chart shade as Peter Andre's face Sinks are generally at the correct height for gentlemen to avoid 'spillage' and therefore are the preferred receptacle for a late night wazz. (Also benefit from the choice of hot or cold flush and en suite hand washing facilities). Eating vast quantities of beetroot (ideal if you can't afford asparagus) will result in Crimson coloured pee, initially causing a bladder cancer scare and some frantic googling. 96% of older men don't wash their hands after taking a tinkle (why I never partake of free nibbles/bar snacks) As one ages, the body learns to save a small quantity of wee after a piddle which is used to warm the front of ones underpants as one steps out of the warm conveniences back into the cold.
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This is just getting weird
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I need to boil my head. I'll send you all a PM when I'm done.
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Whatever dude, have a nice weekend.
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I suggest you go back a few pages dude and read the whole thing yourself. Oh and a little star tells me you like Husqvana chainsaws...am I right bro?
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Proving Google IS your friend!
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How so?
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Yes, you maybe missed my irony. SawTroll is a die hard Husky fanboy. I don't own any Stihl chainsaws. I was yanking his chain, got a bite, then the voice of sensibility blew my cover. Have a nice weekend anyway mate, sheesh.
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Lmfao! You'll just have to buy her a daffodil print burka and a full English breakfast. That should blow her mind and create a full 'reset' Job jobbed, see you the weekend mate.
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All's fair in love and rugby! It's the last gentlemanly game left where the banter is light hearted and the players respect each other. The urine extraction is half of the fun, as my mate in Llanymynech and I always find out each six nations via acidic texts during matches lol. If all the worlds disputes would be solved via rugby, IS and the like would pack up and go back to their hovels. Well played Wales.
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I was just saying, if you've nothing to add to the OP's requests, then you have no more value to add than my suggestion to buy a Stihl, the KING of chainsaws for pro's, or so I've heard.
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In that case you should have advised him to buy a Stihl. I've heard they're the best chainsaws available.
