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Bolt

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  1. Bolt

    Jokes???

  2. Bolt

    Jokes???

    I was at Morrison’s today and a whole rack of Omega 3 supplements collapsed on me. It was more embarrassing than anything, so I scarpered quick with nothing worse than super fish oil injuries.
  3. That’s a shame, I saw this having been told to find some scented candles. Thought It could also be the perfect present idea.
  4. Marriage Counsellor: “Your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?” Me: “To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.”
  5. @Stubby Do you know (by chance) if that Redline 2t stuff is similar to Castrol R40? Does it smell good?
  6. A boy asked his crypto-savvy dad if he could have £10.00 worth of Bitcoin. Dad: £9.37? What do you need £11.32 for?
  7. FFS… I was only kidding….. …is nothing sacred? 😂
  8. Possible work-around?
  9. So, as long as you are confident you can maintain a fine rate below once per year, it may be cheaper than registering with Woodsure.
  10. Fire here alight just to get saw trousers and wet weather gear dry. Weather is appalling.
  11. Bolt

    Jokes???

    The other day I asked my boss if he’d agree to a pay rise. “Why would I want to do that?” He asked. I told him that there were at least 3 different companies after me. “Really” he asked sceptically “Which ones?" "Gas, Water, and Electric."
  12. Bolt

    Jokes???

    I once said to a Waitress, “May I ask you something about the menu please?”. To my amazement she slapped me. “What was that for?” I stammered. “The men I please are none of your business!” She said.
  13. well yes, cordura. But I think corduroy would be most excellent, but possibly not in this rain!
  14. For Christ’s sake don’t buy a cordura motorcycle suit….. far to much risk of misidentification!!
  15. Indeed, but you still can’t insure against prosecutions, so insurers have nothing to “get out of paying”.
  16. No chocolates…… don’t even talk to me!
  17. Deets on FFI (currently you are charged £163 per hour to be investigated. HSE: Fee for Intervention - What is FFI? WWW.HSE.GOV.UK
  18. Although you can get insurance to cover legal fees, they would never cover fines that you got as a result of prosecution by the HSE.
  19. Of course…. It should be considered that whoever it was who removed the register plate, did so for a very good reason!!!
  20. Personally, I would start with: ..Fully close top vent (stop loosing hot gasses from starting flow up chimney). ..Fully open bottom vent (get as much oxygen to the fire as poss so it burns fiercely from the start) ..Build fire close to front of firebox (minimise cooling of hot gasses between seat of fire and chimney, maximise the effect of oxygen supply) ..Have a go at the top down lighting method. There are a lot of variables to try….. Does you wife do lots of evening classes?
  21. Aaaaargggh….. fallen fowl of the controlling authorities.
  22. To add insult to injury, any ‘injured parties’ (these could be employed, self-employed or public) are almost guaranteed success suing the insurer of a controlling company that had been successfully prosecuted by the HSE, as the burden of proof for civil claims is set at ‘beyond the balance of probabilities’ which is way way lower (51% or higher).
  23. I shouldn’t think so. If anyone should be perused, it would be the organisation (such as the employer, or the organisation that engaged a sub-contract climber, and was in control of the process of putting people to work. I should think that in certain cases, they would either investigate (and issue a juicy FFI bill to cover their trouble) or prosecute. Bear in mind the burden of proof for a successful criminal prosecution is “beyond all reasonable doubt” which is a very high requirement, so it would only be considered for pretty obvious cases.
  24. Unfortunately, you now have a non-standard stove,- which I my opinion is great - but it may make the trick of learning how to set it going properly may have additional steps. As John has said, consider getting the chimney properly swept first. Personally, this would be my first step for any unknown stove installation. Some sweeps deploy smoke bomb things to check the chimney’s draw, so it may be worth enquiring about that. I would wait before trimming the register plate until other options have been exhausted.

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