Bob Slade

Nice bit of milling, you might want to use thicker stickers and move the end ones closer to the ends, also put another sticker in. Well done:thumbup:

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’, asked the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an ‘Irish Viagra. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.” It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!” “Really? What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters, and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!” “Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?” “Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”

ok, pm me if you can't find anyone else

When does he want them milled, have you got any pics

If its a cold day and your chain oil is thicker than usual mix a bit of derv with it

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

Ive used mine loads of times great bit of kit:thumbup:

Which is worse. Ignorance or Apathy? Well, i don't know and i don't care.

Two nuns were riding their bicycles down the street. The first nun says, "I've never came this way before." The second nun says, "Yeah, it's the cobblestones!":thumbup:

Hi, i take a 44 or 10 uk but i got a size 43 and they fit well but i do wear thicker socks in them.

I use an MS 880 with 25" 30" 36" 50" 60" bars with no problems

Childbirth at 65 With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,’ replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'

what is it going to be used for?

Nice bit of milling Tony

yes,same bar

if you get cold callers just say " Ah you need the other Mr Blogs, ill go and get him" then go and make a cup of tea.

Cops arrested three scabs for going equipped to stet fuel last week

Vallorbe here as well, then when the file is dull i use them to touch up axe's etc

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No problem Euan thats what we are here for. any problems give me a ring and i will try and help you sort it out. Bob

Hi Robert, not a good idea to use your last 4 especially if you use them in any pass word configuration.

so about £2700 ish for 40 ton

quick question, how much i realistically pay for a 30/40 ton load of hard wood for fire wood.

I will "Not use anything else but Aspen in any of my saws". whilst i was in France last year i had to buy the Stihl equivalent. you can't get it over here but i did "import" a couple of cans.