felixthelogchopper
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Everything posted by felixthelogchopper
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'Dear Deirdre, It's getting worse. I can't stop myself'.
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'Dear Deirdre, I'm desperate to get a boy at school to speak to me but he ignores me most of the time. I've tried provoking him by having a go at his values and posting in pretty colours but he still rarely responds. How can I get him to notice me? Yours, Kevin.' Deirdre replies; 'Perhaps he has no interest in talking to you. Try writing to somebody else who has time on their hands to reply, like your special friend Tommy Two-Names'.
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Bring me back a Ferret if you can squeeze it in amongst the Duty Free.
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If you actually read what I wrote rather than fishing around for a cheap bit of point scoring I didn't mention Latin or his intellect, I actually commented on people who were only impressed by his ability to put down rather worrying themselves about his ability to improve matters. I don't think there is anything wrong with having an education but it's a shame when it is used to belittle. My remark was aimed at people who are more interested in put down than help up so I shouldn't be surprised that you commented.
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Like it wasn't there before?
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Unfortunately, some people are sufficiently impressed by that and uninterested in anything else.
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I think you'd need to send your request on a parchment if you really wanted a response.
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When I saw this thread title I thought Mr Bolam had overdone the Viagra.
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Did he mention "archaic" or "Victorian ghost fart"?
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Be careful what you wish for.
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Priti Patel accused of breaching ministerial code for second time | Politics | The Guardian WWW.THEGUARDIAN.COM Home secretary took up £1,000 an hour advisory role before getting watchdog’s approval
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You need to be careful, Rich. It would be a shame for an unfounded accusation of one lie to mar an otherwise spotless record, mate.
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RIP.
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Nice local reference.
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Grey and wrinkly?
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The dogs or your brother in law?
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Just been watching too much Father Ted, mate.
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King James, you heathen little bollocks. ?
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Extra Guacamole.
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Plastic. Much better for the environment.
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Trouble is that book-learned intelligence and instinctive common sense aren't always the same thing.
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At least he's got a roof over his head now.
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Why is swearing on this site not being picked up????
felixthelogchopper replied to 5 shires's topic in General chat
The version I have is 'Go forth and multiply'. Go forth and multiply - King James Bible (KJV) sayings WWW.KJVSAYINGS.COM Where does the phrase “Go forth and multiply” originate, and what does it mean? Discover hundreds of well-known... -
I am if I can see their cock.
